As was this ...
No one loves a cynic
We now revisit an old familiar story. You are not put off by the ego driven profile - we'll exchange 'kisses', I'll email and after a few more emails we'll talk on the phone and probably follow that up with a coffee . We'll meet again, become more intimate and eventually start dating regularly. The relationship will commence and travel along familiar roads. We'll start leaving the odd thing at each others homes, we'll spend weekends together, talk about our next holiday and where we should go. We'll laze around on Sundays - maybe lying together in bed all day - confirming to each other that the lovemaking was the 'best ever'.
Sometimes we'll disagree, usually about something trivial, the disagreements will become more frequent. We'll start seeing a bit less of each other - you'll come over one evening to pick up a 'few things' and we'll both know what that means. You'll go back to your place and weep over another lost six months(or whatever) - and I'll start to drink more (maybe vice versa) - and we'll both regret the time we spent travelling along another emotional cul de sac.
Do either of us need more hassle and strife in our already strained lives? Can your body and mind survive another round of expectation, joy, sorrow, fear and disappointment? I don't think so! Why don't we just save us both the pain and strife - just send me a nice card at Xmas ( you could put a little something in it if you wished as a small thank you for services not rendered - 50 bucks would be nice) and we'll call it quits now. Isn't that much simpler??