Wife Inflicted House Arrest--I Broke Free

[tekisui]

My wife went out of town for work yesterday afternoon. She will be gone until late tonight. Yesterday evening I went to get some beer and movies and found that she had taken both sets of keys. I was stuck with two vehicles and no keys.

She didn't do it on purpose, or so she says. Anyway, I have spent my time doing some quality butt-sitting and music searching. This afternoon a friend needed moving. I told her if she came and rescued me, I'd move whatever she needed. We moved, she paid me in beer, and my wife was unsuccessful in keeping me stranded at home. :)

[Roon]

1. My ex-wife took my ID before I left for California

she didn't want me in the bars.

[taterguy]

2. How sad it must be to live more than a mile away from a place that sells beer

:toast:

ps: Who goes out for movies anymore? Netflix Instant flix is the way to go.

[david13]

3. Did you happen to see the to do list on the refrigerator? Ooooh,

buddy boy, you are going to be in BIG trouble when she comes home.
Ha ha.
dc