Disturbing Microsoft Office Clip Art

[Gidney N Cloyd]

I was searching Office clip art for "table" and this came up.
What in the world is this supposed to illustrate?

[Renew Deal]

1. The dog ate dinner

Or Surprise!

[MilesColtrane]

2. The dog is crying, and the little dot guy is embarrassed?

Some kind of sick, animal abuse is afoot there.

[surrealAmerican]

3. Is that dog on a barbecue grill?

... is it a "wiener dog", for pun purposes?
... and why is the creature revealing him not exactly human?
... so many questions here.

[hunter]

4. Smiley boy is embarassed because he thought his hat would fit on the dog.

That was an easy one.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. No one is wondering why smiley is standing to the rear of the dog with some sort of ....

... discoloration on his face?

[HopeHoops]

6. Bill Gates is a weenie.

(short for weener dog)

[struggle4progress]

7. The Sun finds dacshunds more disturbing than flying saucers?

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. ...

:)

[BlueJazz]

9. Smiley is shocked to see that somebody has cut off his dog's front legs.

[Capn Sunshine]

10. I got yer disturbing clip art right here

[area51]

12. I got yer disturbing clip art right here.

[Duer 157099]

11. "Doh! I ordered a hot-dog dinner. This dog isn't hot at all!"

Or something.

[Digit]

13. Bubble boy is mad cause he had dog for dinner LAST night

Bubble spouse should try to cook more of a variety of foods...

[MiddleFingerMom]

14. This Sphinks cake stinx. So does this SpelCzech. ... n/t

[DarkTirade]

15. I'd be upset too if I found my dinner so badly undercooked.