Theres a giant freaking panda in the apartment upstairs stomping around and possibly eating babies.

[rcrush]

Or it might be a kangaroo. Either way I'm gonna go kick its ass!

[LostInAnomie]

1. Why would anyone keep their panda near their babies?

Something about this story doesn't check out!?

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Panda bears make EXCELLENT nursemaids. n/t

[LostInAnomie]

4. Not if they're eating babies as was suggested by the OP

The whole story sounds fishy.

[rcrush]

5. I'll punch a panda in the fucking face!

I dont care what anyone says!

[Danger Mouse]

3. Careful. It might have the rabies.

[Mopar151]

6. I have found secret video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SneoghZXpAY

[Forkboy]

7. "I've not always been mad, you know, but um...

... I was actually driven mad by the indifference of architects and council planners. You see, I live in a tower block, and um, the thing about those is, there's terrible noise problems, 'cause there's no noise insulation at all, you know, and eight floors below you there's always some bastard who's got a Yamaha home organ, you know. You're just about to go to sleep and you hear this "DOOT DOOT! TCH-TCH, DOOT DOOT! TCH-TCH, ROLL-OUT-THE-BARRELS! DOOT-DOOT, TCH-TCH, DOOT DOOT, TCH-TCH" And like, the people who live upstairs from me, I can't understand what they're doing, you know, I listen. And all I can hear is this weird noise that goes, "Whoom whoom! Blam blam! Whoom whoom! Blam blam!" It sounds, right, it sounds like two elephants on a motorbike riding round and round, while a seal bangs a kipper on the table! I went upstairs to complain, and the door was answered by this elephant in a crash helmet! Standing behind him's this seal going, "What is it now, Ralph?"

[krispos42]

8. Skittles will kick your ass for kicking somebody's ass in her stead.

Yes INDEED!

[old mark]

9. Not the panda again...what a PITA....nt

[Blue_Tires]

10. someone needs to teach that panda how to MATE

it's just acting out...

[mochajava666]

11. Be careful when you approach it. It could be

South Park's Sexual Harassment Panda. That was one creepy Panda.

Oh, and hide that bamboo end table. He might want that for dessert after he's done with the babies.