Breaking: Alarming rise in deaths of young mothers; most kids today being raised by widower dads

[Bucky]

Michael Bluth (“Arrested Development”)
Danny Tanner (“Full House”)
Philip Drummond (“Diff’rent Strokes”)
The dead guy from Alien and BJ and the Bear (“My Two Dads”)
Tony Danza ("Who's the Boss")
Bill Bixby ("Eddy's Father")
Capt. Benjamin Sisko ("Star Trek: Deep Space Seven")
Worf ("Star Trek: The Boring Generation")
Boot Scoot Boogie ("Hanna Montana")
Fred T Sanford ("Sanford and Son")
Fred MacMurray ("My Three Sons")
Pa Cartwright ("Bonanza") - had three sons by three different wives each of whom died shortly
            after giving birth his son. If it only happened twice it might be a
            coincidence, but after three such occurrences you'd have to wonder if
            Lorne Green was murdering those women. Such suspicions are only confirmed
            by the fact that on the show every couple of years, each of his sons
            would get get engaged only to have their brides to be either run off or
            killed in an "accident."
                Of course eventually the family was investigated for this, but
            they got cleared of all charges against them by Sheriff Andy Taylor
            from ("The Andy Griffith Show"). Uh oh.
Adama ("Battlestar: Galactica") - Oh, snap! Lorne Green again!!

[Courtesy Flush]

1. You forgot Andy Griffith. n/t

[Bucky]

2. No I didn't.

You forgot to read the italics. The punchline is always in the italics.         Penis

[Courtesy Flush]

8. D'oh! **facepalm**

[Rosie1223]

3. There's Jed Clampett, too

Is that true about Bonanza? Talk about suspicious.....

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. I'm afraid Adam just took the Cartwright secret to the grave with him.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. John Forsythe pulled this scam off TWICE, didn't he?

[caitxrawks]

6. lmao, i was about to say.

Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?!

[jobycom]

7. Most fairie tales and Disney cartoons, too.

Amazing number of stepmoms. i think some of these dads need to be investigated.

[KamaAina]

9. "The dead guy from Aliens" (not Alien)

is Paul Reiser, of Mad About You and general rug-wearing fame.

[AwakeAtLast]

10. The Salingers and iCarly brother and sister have NO parents involved

Eliminate the parents entirely for the most fun. :eyes:

[Iggo]

11. Thank gawd you didn't post this in GD.

They would have soiled their trousers.

[rcrush]

12. The Sisko got over it.

Aint nothing gonna bring The Sisko down.

[proteus_lives]

13. "Deep Space Seven"?

Nerd-fail!

:rofl:

[XemaSab]

14. Mr. Brady

:scared:

[Deep13]

15. Fred G. Sanford.

The "G" stands for "Go away, Dummy."

[cwydro]

16. The Courtship of Eddie's Father...

an old one.

[nolabear]

17. Oldest fairy tale technique in the world.

Disney knew. First, kill off Mom. It raises everybody's insecurity and then others come in and create a plot, the evil stepmother, the mourning father, the independent, plucky kid, etc.