CAPTION W training for his next job

[underpants]

[CatWoman]

1. Put your right foot in, take your right foot out

Put your right foot in, and shake it all about.

Come on, who else wants to do the Hokey Pokey??

[ForrestGump]

2. "Hello, welcome to Wal Mart"

He doesn't have the little red vest and smiley button, though.....

[Deja Q]

13. You mean this?

[Catshrink]

15. Heeeehheeeeee

That is so wonderful, on many levels. Not only is the only job he may be qualified to hold, but serves him right. If only he could experience Wal-Mart wages he might begin to understand the real America. Nah. not a chance.

Remember his dad not having a clue about how much a gallon of milk costs? Just like dear old dad.

[ForrestGump]

18. Dude - that is art

Yes!

[CarlBallard]

3. Is it nap time yet?

[UrbScotty]

4. What? You want a piece of me?

Huh?

[Zero Gravitas]

5. Good start George

You managed to drop the soap, now bend over and pick it up...

[rock]

6. "Alms"

Alms for the poor.

[trogdor]

7. Alms for an ex-leper?

;)

[cosmicdot]

8. welcome to Camp Diablo ... the Bohemian Grove division ...

... please, have a seat ... Toby will be joining us in just a few ... they're all hot seats ... hehehehe ... today, Toby's topic, I'm afraid, will, again, be on eternal hell and damnation ...

[samsingh]

9. his smirky look is obscene

he looks like he's very happy with the way things are going.

George W - one of the truly privileged - no hard work, no talent, but the Presidency and money.

- unless being a crook - in my opinion - is considered hard work.

[2cents]

10. " can you use me?"

after auditioning for latest Lance Link remake.

[skip fox]

11. W. is saying, "Now here's one of my new ideas, and I want to give it

straight to the public while it's still fresh and before running it past all these guys . . . so they can't spoil it when they put in all the details and stuff. We privatize the Palestinian-Isreali conflict! Wow. Not bad, huh? I mean it keeps going on for like a lot of years . . over seven or eight already, I think. So a company buys all the rights and they pay us. Ain't that some pretty piece of thinking? There . . . you got it fresh. Right off the line. Don't you get it? . . . What the f*ck is so funny? . . . What? . . . Why doesn't anybody ever tell me anything? . . . Geez."

[44wax]

12. come closer Ah wanna whiff

[Code_Name_D]

14. My god! He is turning into the devel himself.

That is not a sun burn. Look for pointy horns to sproud out any week now.

[Iverson]

16. "Thet there's one handsome zamboni ..."

"... Let's see how it handles!"

[Don_G]

17. I Thought It Was Prostrate Surgery

My wife ain't gonna like this....

Laura: "I will...!"