Well I'm a woman in my 50s and I have decided to try to grow my breasts down to my waist

[velvet]

Shouldn't take more'n a few weeks.

[arcadian]

1. pic?

[velvet]

4. sorry, I was staring at your black dot

What did you say?

[hobbit709]

2. Going for maximum Cooper's Droop are you.

[velvet]

6. if that's anything like

Brewer's Droop, then you could be on to something. A liberal daily application of this might be in order ...

[Richardo]

3. Especially if you could co-opt that 50+ y.o. male ability to move your waistline up to your armpits

They could meet halfway! :thumbsup:

[velvet]

7. best to stop halfway

'cos getting them past each other might be a bit tricky

[HopeHoops]

5. Thread is useless without pictures.

[velvet]

9. agreed

But I've only just started, so not much to see yet.

[HopeHoops]

17. Well we could at LEAST get a "BEFORE" picture!

We can wait for the "AFTER" one.

My late grandmother had a cartoon of two 70+ women at the beach, one in a one-piece and the other in a bikini with her tits hanging through the top down to her belly button. The text was, "So I said 'what the Hell' and got out the old bikini".

[velvet]

19. despite appearances to the contrary

this is not a paid commercial. I am not trying to sell anybody anything, no miracle breast-whitener, no raise-your-waist-in-a-week program. I am an ordinary citizen just trying to improve myself.

Besides, I don't own a bikini.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. I do that every night

when I take off my bra :blush:

[velvet]

12. dammit

There's always someone cooler than me.

[peekaloo]

10. feeling gravity's pull

could be your theme song. }(

[velvet]

14. good idea

I'll need something to keep me motivated.

[asjr]

11. Well, I am older than you and have decided

to get Barbie slippers to put on my nipples so they can help me walk. I am tired of dragging them on the ground.

[velvet]

15. you'll go places

twice as fast

[laylah]

13. Well,

I am almost 59 and appreciate the fact I can easily entertain myself with my own personal pair of hacky sacks :silly:

[velvet]

16. an added incentive!

What kind of entertainment? Do they have a theme song? Do they tap-dance?

[laylah]

21. No tap dancing

but they do sing "My Buddy and Me" quite frequently.

[velvet]

23. I had to look up Hacky Sacks

I've led a sheltered life.

[Oceansaway]

18. LOL...n/t.....

[spinbaby]

20. There's only one way to manage them

Grow a belly to rest 'em on.

[velvet]

22. now you've got me thinkin'

Perhaps I ought to forget this waist idea altogether?

[Steerpike]

24. Sounds like a plan!

Are you going for the big "droop"...or the "banana plan"?

[velvet]

25. I was thinkin' of going for

Plan D

[Steerpike]

26. Sexy!

And coincidentally I'm on plan d too!

[velvet]

27. hey

maybe we could train together!

[Steerpike]

32. Oh you temptress!

I would like that. But, my wife does not allow me any other human contact aside from her and our children. She just feels it's better that way.

[velvet]

33. probably for the best

The training is quite rigorous and the longer those things get the more likely they are to put someone's eye out.

[Paper Roses]

28. You don't even have to try. It happens all by itself.

Take it from this old timer, before you know it, things aren't where they used to be.

[velvet]

30. I just thought, while I'm still, y'know, young

I oughta try to find some direction in life.

[Dr. Strange]

29. Be sure to water them daily.

[velvet]

31. hose

or sprinkler?

[Dr. Strange]

34. Sprinkler

Since it rhymes with Winkler. And Fonzie knows all about the boobs.

[velvet]

35. at last, some practical advice

And backed up with factual information. Many thanks.

[Bunny]

36. I'm in my 50's too, and my girls will stand (or should I say droop) in solidarity with yours.

What used to be this (.) (.) now looks like this \./ \./ :-(

[redqueen]

38. lol... I know a lady who calls hers 'tits like womble noses'

This is a Womble:

[velvet]

41. lol

The Wombles of Wimbledon, isn't that fun to say?

[velvet]

39. solidarity forever

As long as we have some solidity we're fine.

[graywarrior]

37. 36 longs?

[velvet]

40. hang on, I'll see

Nup, only two.

Am I doin' it wrong?

[NashVegas]

42. Nothing Says "You're Getting Old" To a Woman, Quite Like Being Ready For

A National Geographic photo shoot.

[velvet]

44. I clicked your post with some trepidation

but all I found was mirth

[msanthrope]

43. Hang on--I have a pic/link to inspire you......

I warn you--have no liquids nearby....

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=8395

[velvet]

45. printing and sticking on the fridge

But please ... one role model is quite enough.

[LibertyLover]

46. Reminds me of an amusing story a friend told -

seems she was had been at, if memory serves, a nail salon with a few of her friends, all of whom were, shall we say, of a certain age. In walked a bright young thing who apparently knew the receptionist. The bright young thing was wearing a blouse which displayed her cleavage to its maximum benefit and readily visible on one of her mammary glands was a tattoo of a rose bud, apparently of recent origin. Bright young thing and receptionist start chatting about the tattoo and how cute it is, etc. Finally one of my friend's posse, who has a wicked mind, turned to the others in the group and said "Should we tell her now that in a few years it's going to be a long-stemmed rose?" :evilgrin:

[velvet]

47. lol

Nice one.

[MiddleFingerMom]

48. What did one sagging breast say to the other sagging breast?

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If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
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Try the veal.
Tip your waitstaff.
I'm here all week.
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