New Food Atrocity: the Bacon-Chicken Narwhal

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BY CHRISTOPHER G
True Deliciousness - The Bacon Chicken Narwhal
Tonight I had a moment of inspiration while cooking dinner. I was craving bacon really badly (as everyone does) so I decided to make some bacon wrapped chicken. However, to spice it up a bit, I wanted to do something fun and unique. So I took it to the next level. It was time for some Bacon Chicken Narwhal!

As excited as I was, I was barely prepared. Unfortunately, the camera I dug up had a dead battery that needed charging so I had no way to show how I made my little treat, but here is a break down.

Ingredients:
1 - Large (flat) chicken breast
5 to 6 - Pieces of DELICIOUS bacon
1 to 3 - Large slices of cut mushroom
1 - Scoop of sour cream
1 - Clove of garlic
2 - Slices of pepperoni lunch meet
1 - Block of pepper jack cheese
# - Mrs. Dash, Paprika, Various seasonings
1 - Box of tooth picks



More at link

http://blog.safetyfist.com/2009/08/true-deliciousness-bacon-chicken.html

[woo me with science]

1. Fuck yeah!!!!!!!! nt

[lost-in-nj]

2. FUCKING NARWHALS ARE SO FUCKING COOL

even made out of FUCKING bacon with a CHICKEN HORN!!!!



All 3!!!!!



lost

[HopeHoops]

3. FUCK YEAH!!!1 n/t

[Robb]

4. The genius here is the pepper jack.

I mean, for cryin' out loud, that's just full of awesome. :D

[Orsino]

5. Narporken.

Fuck, yeah.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Underfed but well-hung - what more could a boy ask for

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The evening arrived; the boys took their places. The master, in his cook's uniform, stationed himself at the copper; his pauper assistants ranged themselves behind him; the narwhal was served out; and a long grace was said over the short commons. The narwhal disappeared; the boys whispered each other, and winked at Oliver; while his next neighbours nudged him. Child as he was, he was desperate with hunger, and reckless with misery. He rose from the table; and advancing to the master, basin and spoon in hand, said: somewhat alarmed at his own temerity:

"Please, sir, I want some more narwhal."

The master was a fat, healthy man; but he turned very pale. He gazed in stupefied astonishment on the small rebel for some seconds; and then clung for support to the copper. The assistants were paralysed with wonder; the boys with fear.

"What!" said the master at length, in a faint voice.

"Please, sir," replied Oliver, "I want some more narwhal."

The master aimed a blow at Oliver's head with the ladle; pinioned him in his arms; and shrieked aloud for the beadle.

The board were sitting in solemn conclave, when Mr. Bumble rushed into the room in great excitement, and addressing the gentleman in the high chair, said,

"Mr. Limbkins, I beg your pardon, sir! Oliver Twist has asked for more narwhal!"

There was a general start. Horror was depicted on every countenance.

"For more narwhal!" said Mr. Limbkins. "Compose yourself, Bumble, and answer me distinctly. Do I understand that he asked for more, after he had eaten the supper allotted by the dietary?"

"He did, sir," replied Bumble.

"That boy will be hung," said the gentleman in the white waistcoat. "I know that boy will be hung."
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[dropkickpa]

7. Narwhal! FUCK YEAH!!!!

This is the culinary pinnacle!

[Redstone]

8. God, I love it! I haven't laughed this hard in a month. And yes, I'm

going to make me one them tomorrow, much to Mrs R's anticipated revulsion.

But no sour cream for me; I'm going mayo!

Redstone

[DainBramaged]

9. thanks, i SPIT MY sTONYFIELD BANILLA YOGURT ALL OVER MY DESK...

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

[Symarip]

10. FUCK YEAH FUCKIN NARWHALS

BACON AIN'T SCARED OF NO ASIANS.