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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:17 PM
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so i turn 40 on friday
anybody wanna let me knock them up and then get married? it's about time i suppose.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:19 PM
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1. Ok.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:22 PM
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6. i think that is legal in buenos aires
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:19 PM
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2. Can't we just have cheap, tawdry sex instead?
:shrug:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:20 PM
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3. only if it's in the bathroom of a greyhound bus
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:21 PM
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4. Sorry, now that I'm over 40 I insist on a bed
No more back seats, sofas or washing machines. I was never a bathroom kinda girl...
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:23 PM
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7. fine
i'll have to take a few days off to get there.

what are the liquor laws in your state?
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:21 PM
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5. I'm already married
but you can knock me up if we keep it a secret fuck face.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:24 PM
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8. yeah, but wouldn't your husband be shocked to have a devilspawn cloven hoofed child
appear one day?
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-29-09 08:30 PM
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9. Nah
His mom is even uglier
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