Urgent posting from my iPhone: I've jumped out of a plane and forgotten my parachute!

[Orrex]

And I haven't downloaded the ichute app yet. Suggestions?!?

[kentauros]

1. Learn how to miss the ground.

:P

[Orrex]

3. But how will I know if I've succeeded until I get there?

[kentauros]

6. You should have read "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish"

Then you'd know.

[rurallib]

2. Fall up not down.

[Orrex]

4. Head first, you mean?

Done!

[SoxFan]

5. Flap

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. It's been great knowing you, my dear Orrex!

[Lucian]

8. You gotta wade through all the fart apps to find it.

[rug]

9. I hate when that happens.

[rcrush]

10. Can I have your stuff?

[EastTennesseeDem]

11. Hello?

[Dr. Strange]

12. I have an idea, but I don't think you're going to like it.

First, do you still have that accucirc?

[TZ]

13. Lol.

If he does would that be an imohel?

[Dr. Strange]

14. This is not a time for jokes.

Listen, you're a sciency type. How much foreskin do you think it would take to make a standard-sized parachute?

[TZ]

16. .

Don't be a dick about this! :P

[Orrex]

15. How do you think I got into this mess in the first place?

Boy, was that pilot cranky!

[Jamastiene]

17. Stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

Or try to auto. That'll at least take your mind off the landing part of your folly. :evilgrin:

[Orrex]

18. You always have the best ideas!

[Jamastiene]

19. And if you time it just right,

you won't feel a thing when you land. You'll just think you are in Heaven for a couple seconds, then be there. It's a win/win idea. :thumbsup:

[kedrys]

20. There's an app for that?

:P

[mikeytherat]

21. There's an app for that.

mikey_the_rat