Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies - Let's make some!

[bluesbassman]

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !

[Swede]

1. Whew! I thought you were gonna waste the tequila in a recipe.

:toast:

[jmowreader]

2. I never figured this recipe out

You're supposed to check Cuervo to see if it's of the highest quality? That shit's one step removed from charcoal starter.

[MissMillie]

3. thank you

Well, the standard Cuervo is anyway. I did try one that was $20/shot. It had a label w/ a lot of blue in it.

That was a pretty decent tequila.

I think this was it

[jmowreader]

4. Better you than me

No matter how high the quality of the product is, I'd have been really leery about spending $20 for a shot of anything from Jose Cuervo.

BTW, has anyone here ever tried Sammy Hagar's tequila? I know it's expensive as fuck. Does the guy actually sell decent tequila (well, he sold 80 percent of the company but he's still involved), or is he trading on his name?

[MissMillie]

5. Cabo Wabo isn't bad at all

but I think the price is mostly related to name recognition/marketing (same thing w/ Patron these days). It's really not that much better than Don Julio, and of course Don Julio has a little more reasonable price.

I was at a really nice restaurant for an office party/dinner, and let the expense include a shot of Patron Platinum ($30/shot). It was INCREDIBLE.

[bluesbassman]

6. Hey, I ain't drinkin' it for fun! Thish ish sheeriosh biznit!

Now for actually enjoying my Tequila, here's the stuff.