How many times did you put a boot in someone's ass today?
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:03 PM
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Poll question: How many times did you put a boot in someone's ass today?
I thought it was time for a poll in the Christmas Spirit.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:04 PM
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It was 27 different asses, but the same boot. Does that count as 27?
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:07 PM
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2. Was it literally the same boot, or was it the same pair of boots...
where you did something like put the left boot in 13 asses, and the right boot in 14 asses?
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:10 PM
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11. Dude, I'm not an amateur.
I always place the left boot in the buttockal regions. The right boot is for balancing. Always.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:15 PM
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16. I am a trained professional.
I jump up and use both feet at the same time. I scream "Haaaaaaa" while doing this.
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Sat Dec-12-09 05:32 PM
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23. Your mastery of gravity amazes me.
Perhaps I will one day be your pupil.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:07 PM
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I started using high heels. Do they count?
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:08 PM
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did you use the heel or the toe part?
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:10 PM
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12. Customs dictates the toe goes first.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:13 PM
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15. I like the fact that you follow tradition.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:08 PM
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4. I put my boots in so many asses, that in order to save time, I just walk around with two people...
on my feet. Kind of like skis.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:09 PM
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7. This is why I come to DU...for ideas like this.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:08 PM
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5. Just once, and it was my own ass. That's all I needed, for today.
I'm a self-loathing liberal, but I'm being kinder and gentler to myself in the spirit of the season.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:10 PM
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I have to put a boot in my own ass quite frequently.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:09 PM
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8. Today is a grading day, so the boots will be figurative
But my total will top 50 for sure...
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:11 PM
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13. You're a teacher? What do you teach?
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:31 PM
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22. Apparently nothing, based on some of these grades...
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:09 PM
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9. HerrHerr was in quite a mood today
so I had to do what one does when faced with a crabby child. I grabbed him by the throat and told him if he didn't knock off his shit he'd be eating a five finger sandwich for dinner. Fucking brat. :spank:
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:12 PM
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:rofl: :rofl: Niceeeee!!!!
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:18 PM
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He's peacefully playing on his Xbox360 with headphones, as we speak. Mother fucker got a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner too.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:16 PM
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every time I see HerrHerr in your posts, it cracks me the hell up!
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:21 PM
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19. HerrHerr is my nice name for him
Just kidding. I love the little fucker.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:23 PM
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20. I sat on my boot. So 1.
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Sat Dec-12-09 04:24 PM
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Sat Dec-12-09 07:06 PM
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24. Just once. Couldn't pull the damn thing out.
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Sat Dec-12-09 07:08 PM
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Sat Dec-12-09 07:13 PM
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26. I booted ass last night in GD, not today.
Today I sleep. Well over 50 plus a mod.
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Sat Dec-12-09 07:19 PM
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27. I got a little arthritis flaring up in my knee today,
so I just hurled scathing insults. I'll soak in the tub tonight and try again tomorrow.
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