I'm Not a Whore, I Love Dogs and Twilight

[undeterred]

Catchiest.headline.ever. (on one of the Tiger mistresses)

Rachel Uchitel Speaks: I'm Not a Whore, I Love Dogs and Twilight

After canceling her press conference last week, where she was supposed to discuss her relationship with Tiger Woods, Rachel Uchitel is finally talking and—what do you know?—she chose to open up to OK! magazine. (Hey, press conferences are freesies and a girl's gotta eat.)

Unlike her cruder counterparts, Rachel takes the classy road. Meaning no talk of condoms, rough sex or Tiger at all. Instead Rachel poses for some superhappy photos with her dogs in her New York City apartment, swoons over Twilight and explains her pets' names like she's a real celebrity. And just for the record, she's "totally Team Edward." Tiger girls, they're just like us!

The closest she gets to talking about the Tiger situation is this:

"In every story, you need a villain and a hero. I've been characterized as a villain. People have called me a homewrecker, gold digger, tramp, whore. I make mistakes, but I'm not those things. I have very good qualities. When you're judged by the nation, it's really difficult. It's horrible."

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b157176_rachel_uchitel_speaks_im_not_whore_i.html

[LynneSin]

1. You knowingly slept with a very rich, very married celebrity.....

That makes you a homewrecker, gold digger, tramp, whore. You had options - you could have said "no"

btw "you" refers to the whore that knowingly slept with Tiger Woods not the poster or anyone reading this post.

[Shell Beau]

2. Obviously Tiger is ultimately the one to blame, but this gal knew

he was married. I can see it being hard to turn down such a big celebrity, but it is easier for people (his fans) to hate her than to hate him. Just the way it works.

[madmom]

3. Twilight? really?