I finally was able to get an appointment for a haircut.

[LeftyFingerPop]

tonight at 630.

I'll be getting my eyebrows done too.

Any of you guys ever get your eyebrows done?

Didn't think so.

It's no wonder you never get any admiring glances in the grocery store.

You spend all this time and money making sure you eat perfectly. You go to the gym faithfully. You buy all the latest fashions.

When really, all you need to do is to get your fucking eyebrows done.

[Call Me Wesley]

1. I ruled an empire for a long time.

Can a nation be free if it oppresses the eyebrows? It cannot.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. That's why...

I get my eyebrows "done". :)

[Call Me Wesley]

4. Historical leadership is lost with you,

then. Sorry. :P

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. I'm just not sure that an old black and white photo of...

Nixon belongs in the lounge. :D

[Call Me Wesley]

6. Only Nixon could belong in the Lounge.

Just sayin'. ;)

And, he never had his eyebrows done. He taped them. And used them against him. Never forget his words:

By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours. There are better things you can do with your time. Like plucking your eyebrows. And no, I'm not a crook! I just have thick eyebrows, I'll go to China and stay in a suite in the Eyebrowgate hotel.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

2. Very Proud of ya n/t