Oh wow! I can't believe the INCREDIBLE Job offer I just got, LOL!

[charlie and algernon]

And they offered it too me completely unsolicited too! They must really want me!

Good day.

I'm representative of GlobeDexx Company. Your profile was found by me in a global database. I've got acquaint with your profile, I suppose you suit us. Thus I decided wrote you this mail.

Please send your respond to hehe @ mail.com.


Please send your respond to xxxxxxx @ juno.com

Thank you.

:eyes:

:rofl:

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. All your Engrish are belong to me.

[Soylent Brice]

2. *snort*

[imdjh]

11. ROFL (thanks I needed that) nt

[Iggo]

3. I suppose you suit us.

Damn.

I suppose you rock!

[charlie and algernon]

6. that's the best part

their heart is only half in to hiring me, lol.

[HopeHoops]

4. Did it have a P.S. - "We pay goodly"?

WTF is up with that?

[charlie and algernon]

5. nope, it's just assumed

I'm off to buy a 2010 Camero now.

[HopeHoops]

7. Look at a Charger first.

Similar styling, more muscle.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Yanno, I've got acquaint seaside cottage.

Water you sea later.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. Why can't I get emails like that?

too effing funny.

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

10. Is it for a proofreader position?

:rofl:

[applegrove]

12. I once got on an elevator in a department store with some manager. She looked me up and down, and up

and down, and up and down....then she asked if I wanted a job at said Department store completely unsolicited. I said no thanks. She was so rude I couldn't believe it. I was like I was a piece of meat.