Saturday morning humor: Priorities.

[HopeHoops]

Priorities:

A cop witnesses an accident from a half block away. A car door is open and a passing car clips it clean off. He can see a head in the car that was hit so he decides to check on the victim rather than chasing the hit and run driver.

He walks up to the car and realizes that not only was the door ripped off, but the man's arm was ripped off as well. The driver is yacking on a cell phone in his right hand, seemingly unaware that anything has happened. Assuming he is just in shock, the officer interrupts him, "SIR! Your car was just hit. You need an ambulance."

"Hold on," the driver says to the phone. He over at the officer and notices the car door is missing. "MY BEEEEEE-MER! Look what happened to my BEEEEE-MER!"

"Sir, I don't think you should be worried about your car. The other vehicle clipped off your left arm at the same time! You need an ambulance."

The guy looks at his shoulder and notices that his arm is missing. "MY ROLEX! Where's my ROLEX???"