Moob tube

[Liberal_in_LA]

THEY could be the answer to every lardy man's prayers.

On Monday, supermarket Asda will launch the Body Sculpt vest which promises to give blokes a six-pack and banish "moobs".

It seems fellas badly need something to boost their body confidence - the number of British men having male breast reduction surgery and stomach liposuction has soared.

The vests, costing £7 for a pack of six, offer a less radical alternative.

Asda's Fiona Lambert said: "Women have control underwear and push-up bras. Why shouldn't men have a little help?"

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/2740135/Vest-supposed-to-get-rid-of-mens-bumps-including-their-moobs.html#ixzz0XveRSQBY

[bluesbassman]

1. They're the same face!

The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!