Global warming - We just need to hire some Dutch engineers.

[trof]

God, sometimes the answer is SO simple.
Most of the Netherlands is reclaimed land.
Below sea level.

DIKES, baby!
We save Miami, Manhattan, Boston, etc.
No sweat.
:-)

[quakerboy]

1. Alternately we could all just drink more water

so that there isn't so much in the sea. Problem solved.

[trof]

2. gulp

[quakerboy]

3. Or we could just make some really big freezers

and a long tube, icemaker style, and start rebuilding the polar ice caps cube by cube.

[trof]

4. Between your two proposals, I think we have it whipped.

If we drink ice water it'll be even faster.

[valerief]

5. We just need more clouds. I know they rain, but then they stop being clouds.

As long as they stay clouds, they hold water and don't rain.

[trof]

6. I like clouds.

I used to be very close to them.
I played in them.
Pilots get to do that.
It was fun.
;-)

[valerief]

7. Way cool. Clouds are birds' mattresses. nt