Do you know what your cats do when you aren't home?

[TZ]

I just found out...I was let out of work early. And my cats know about what time I get home. (Heck last night while I was standing outside my front door looking at mail, one of them was meowing at me through the door to come in and feed them!)
I walked in and found them both sleeping on the bed...Smokie on top of the comforter...Sophie UNDER the comforter except for her little head poking out..It was soooo cute! They will sleep on the bed with me at night but during the day usually they sleep elsewhere...:)

[leftyclimber]

1. Mine just puke all over the place. nt

[Soylent Brice]

6. +1

and i have one that grabs moutfuls of food and walks all over the house and drops it everywhere.

blech.

[valerief]

16. LOL. Aw, brush the damn things!

:rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

2. Sleep

Basically, that's what you found out too. We tucker them out so much when we're there that they just sleep the rest of the time.

[CreekDog]

3. "Do" is a rather strong word

unless you count keeping the carpet warm where he sleeps as doing something. :D

[SoxFan]

4. Run a kitty meth lab

[zanne]

18. My cats are in a gang.

They call themselves The Badwhiskers, and poop on our neighbors' lawns. They have weekly meetings in our carport.

[arcadian]

5. I'm trying to figure out how to get the kitty to stop hanging out on the dining room table.

It's kind of gross, she doesn't wipe very well.

[Gormy Cuss]

19. Throw a machine washable, cheap plastic table cloth over it.

At least it makes it less gross to clean up. There's also a chance that she won't like the way it feels and will find a new place to hang out.

[Louisiana1976]

7. I just discovered that mine's been peeing outside his litter box.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

8. I'm home most of the day, being self-employed and all

and when I come home from shopping or activities, my four-footed fur-faced is either at the door, waiting, or else there's a slight delay, I hear a thud from the bedroom, and he trots out yawning. I find small objects on the floor that shouldn't be there (a watch, my keys), so I suspect that he considers any small object within his reach to be a potential cat toy.

While I am home, he alternately sleeps and pesters me to stay on schedule for waking up, grooming, feeding, going to bed.

[Javaman]

9. I only recently found out that mine is a loan shark. nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Tivo "Hannah Montana" just to piss me off.

Well, I don't have any cats. Don't even have a cable box. But if I had cats, I'm certain that they'd piss me off by Tivo'ing "Hanna Montana". Grrr.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. They are stealing my socks.

They -- actually, just one of them (AND I KNOW IT'S YOU, JEOFFRY!) -- pries open the dresser drawer where I keep my socks and throws all of them on the floor as he searches for the fuzzy ones he likes, and which he carries around and leaves all over the house.

I think they also TiVo episodes of Animal Planet and day-trade on the Internet.

[soleiri]

15. mine steals my socks from the dirty clothes

and drops it in the water dish.

For flavoring, I guess?

[TrogL]

12. Steal stuff and hide it in their litter box

[foxfeet]

13. Mine smoke cigars and engage in godless social dancin'.

[Sky Masterson]

14. They sleep

Only so they have the energy to f_ck with me when I'm home. :mad:
If they weren't so god damn cute I'd eat them tomorrow instead of turkey. :P

[valerief]

17. Mine goes off to attend teabagger rallies. I'm having her put down. nt

[ThatsMyBarack]

20. Goldmine hides under the recliner chair....

And Raphael curls up in his little foam hideaway! ;)

[trof]

21. Watch porn.

I'm pretty sure.

[Catshrink]

22. It better not be this tomorrow!

[Ikonoklast]

23. Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.

I'm fairly certain that they control a distribution system for the chemical derivates of certain plant alkaloids for most of North America, and control three off-shore banks in the Netherland Antilles, Bahrain, and The Isle of Wight.

But, I get paid to look the other way, and keep the litter box clean.

[NV Whino]

24. Currently

they are treating the persimmons as cat toys. With the odd kiwi thrown in for variety.

[graywarrior]

25. Mine walks all over me at night.

He especially like to walk on my head after he scratches the litter box for 10 minutes.

[Catshrink]

27. Well maybe if you freed the damn duck that wouldn't happen.

cause and effect, pure and simple.

[graywarrior]

28. Free it, or feed it....to the cat....lol!

[Withywindle]

26. She runs a catnip crackhouse.

And maybe also an, ahem, cathouse.

[Rosie1223]

29. PPV wrestling n/t

[applegrove]

30. Mine sleep in the livingroom when I am gone. But they hear me arriving and meet me

at the door.