Relationships are crap.

[Mutley]

Who's with me?

:beer:

[Sky Masterson]

1. Sorry Mutley

They sure can.. :beer: :hug:

[Mutley]

3. S'okay.

I'll just start over again. Again. Ugh. Or, not. :P

:hug:

[Sky Masterson]

5. Well I hope when you do

That it ends up better for you :hug:
Don't give up..Mr Mutley is out there. :)

[Mutley]

18. Thanks.

:hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Mutley...

Some of them certainly are, sweetie...

The really good ones are not.

I'm sorry...

:hug:

[Mutley]

4. Thanks Miss Peggy

:hug:

[Kutjara]

6. Yeah, you have to kiss a lot of frogs before...

...you finally find a toad.

[Mutley]

8. At least the frogs have pretty colors.

[Kutjara]

11. Very true.

But toads are loyal. ;)

[Mutley]

19. You're right.

That's a much better deal.

[Xipe Totec]

And are deadly poison

[Mutley]

27. But it's so pretty...

:P

[Xipe Totec]

I see...

Maybe your attraction to pretty, bad boys, has something to do with your relationship problems?...

:rofl:

[Mutley]

33. It has been in the past!

This one wasn't bad, just short-sighted. =/

[Withywindle]

52. Some toads will get you high if you lick them.

I'm just sayin'.



Also, :hug:

[MissMillie]

7. I was w/ you for a long, long time

but it turns out I've found one that not only makes me happy, but I'm ready to make it permanent.


And trust me, I was very sure that this would never happen to me.

[Mutley]

9. Sometimes it seems easier to not let it happen.

[MissMillie]

Everyone told me

that it would happen when I gave up


it did

[Mutley]

13. It did for me this time, too.

And I was doing really well on my own. Back to square one!

[MissMillie]

20. hang in there

I'm an old lady about to embark upon my first marriage...

If it can happen for me, it can happen for you.

[Mutley]

22. Thanks MissMillie.

:)

[GOPisEvil]

10. For the most part, yep!

But sometimes, they are really, really good. :)

:beer::beer:

[Mutley]

14. Those seem pretty rare.

Don't let it get away.

[merh]

12. What is this "relationship" thing of which you speak?

x(





:shrug:





Here is to you :toast: and a hug too :hug:

[Mutley]

16. I certainly don't know.

:(

Hiya, merh. It's been quite a while! :hug:

[merh]

21. Hey ya

:pals:

Sorry that things didn't work - don't give up, you have way too much to offer, the dweeb didn't know what he had. :hug:

[Mutley]

23. You're right about that!

:)

[Shell Beau]

15. They can be for sure. And they do take constant work if they

are going to be successful. :hug: :hi:

[Mutley]

17. Someone should have taught that to my most recent!

:eyes:

:hi: :hug:

[Odin2005]

24. I need one, haven't had one for over a year.

:cry:

[Mutley]

26. It was a year to the exact day since my previous relationship when my now-ex and I started dating.

Sigh.

:pals:

[Xipe Totec]

25. Hi Mutley!

You have been sorely missed!

:hi:

[Mutley]

28. Hey!

I have missed you as well. How have you been? :)

[Xipe Totec]

30. Hanging in there!

Heading to Beijing next week!

I'll be saying hi to HeyHey in person! :bounce:

[Mutley]

32. Ooo that's going to be a blast!

Is HeyHey in Beijing? I had no idea, heh.

[Xipe Totec]

34. He is

Has been for at least a year or more.

For me, it will be my first visit to the old world.

Definitely a blast!

But what about you, how are you doing? (Besides changing boyfriends, again...) :P

[Mutley]

36. I've been okay.

I want to start grad school next fall, and get myself some real employment.

[Xipe Totec]

40. That sounds like a great plan!

Grad school, already?

WOW. just WOW! :wow:

[Mutley]

41. What do you mean, already?

:P

I am 30 years-old.

[Xipe Totec]

44. I started grad school at 50

:P

[Mutley]

45. I suppose I am ahead of the game, then.

:)

[Xipe Totec]

46. You're still in the game

That's all that matters. :hi:

[Iggo]

29. Every now and then I'm with ya, Mutley.

:beer:

[Mutley]

37. Yeah!

Let's drink. :beer:

[Iggo]

43. .

:toast:

:beer:

[pink-o]

31. Mutley, I'm old and past the drama....

...and now I see the light at the end of the relationship tunnel. Don't give up--everything in its own time, my dear, and there really is someone for everyone.

Just remember, no Republicans. Not ever ever ever, regardless of Carville and Matalin. That will never end well.

[Mutley]

38. I tried a Republican once.

That was not good times.

[cwydro]

35. Hang in there.

Things have not been going so well for me either, but I never lose faith.

Or give up.:hug:

[Mutley]

39. I know.

I won't. It's really easy to just say, "screw it, no more relationships ever!" :P

But, if the right one comes along... we'll see.

[Inchworm]

42. .

:hug:

:beer:

[Midlodemocrat]

47. I WUVS YOU.

[Stephanie]

48. I'm with you.

:toast:

[Luciferous]

49. Sorry you feel that way

I've been with the same person for almost 12 years (since I was 16). It's hard work and sometimes I would like to strangle him because he drives me nuts, but I wouldn't trade it for anything... I guess I'm just lucky :)

[Deja Q]

50. If they were with you, it'd be the most amusing paradox of all time.

People forming a relationship with you because you think relationships are crap.

:D

Pros and cons to both.

Either way, I no longer trust people for the concept of a relationship. Burned by too many. To say the least. so I ultimately have to stand with you, from empirical experience. :D

[PaddyBlueEyes]

51. Believe it or not...I disagree

I have been through one of the hardest periods in my life, these last few weeks. But honestly, looking back on it....I realize that I wouldnt trade that time back for anything. For a brief time, I really experienced what true love was, that feeling you get when all you want is to see, touch or talk to that person...and keep them safe, warm and happy......In the end, things happen....but the ride was well worth the sadness now. Hang in there :hug:

[Inchworm]

53. psst

:hug:

damn.. I just hugged a cop!!

:hug:

damn, I did it again...

wtf?!?

:hug:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

54. hey hey hey..

knock that crap off.. :rofl:

[Inchworm]

55. stop touchin me!!

Dad!!!!!1

:rofl:

[Mutley]

56. Thanks everyone.

This is why I keep coming back to DU.

:loveya:

I've had my day or two of self pity, and now it's time to get the hell over it! :D