God is watching you pee.

[trof]

Welcome to the wacky world of Pastor Steven L. Andersen of The Faithful Word Baptist Church in Phoenix, AZ.

Here's his sermon on "those who pisseth against the wall":
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/320850a233/god-is-watching-you-pee?utm_campaign=newsletter112409&utm_content=dbag&utm_medium=email&utm_source=newsletter&utm_term=fd
:rofl:

[kayakjohnny]

1. Uh...

I was desperately searching for the punchline that unfortunately never came.

[trof]

2. God loves you if you stand up to pee.

Honest.

[kayakjohnny]

4. Apparently.

I would love to have seen some footage of the folks there listening to him. Jaws dropped and all.

[Cant trust em]

3. I knew that Chuck Berry was a god. nt

[eShirl]

5. So is Santa.

[NightWatcher]

6. is that all that God and our dead relatives do, watch us pee and masturbate?

yippie, Heaven sounds like so much fun.

Damnit, Billy found the Victorias Secret catalogue

[baldguy]

7. God is a pervert?

[Forkboy]

8. I don't mind that, it's when He tries to shake it for me that bothers me.

[Louisiana1976]

9. He's also probably caught my cat in the act of peeing outside of his litter box. :(