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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 04:51 PM
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Could you ever domesticate a declawed bobcat?
Look I don't want to do this

I was just wondering, you know, in that "What if donuts were diamonds?" kinds of mode...
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 04:56 PM
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1. Sure!
Now kindly remove its fangs from my crotch.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 04:58 PM
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2. But bobcats like people if raised by people
They don't attack

But they do like to RUN
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 05:06 PM
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3. I think they prefer "Robertcat".
It's the pc thing to call them now.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 05:16 PM
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4. How about "Crazy-ass Crotch Clawing Cutherfucker!"?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 05:54 PM
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6. Sure. If you say it respectfully.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 05:17 PM
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5. Dude! Stop bogarting and pass it around!!
:D
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 05:56 PM
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7. Dude that was a cheetah - I ...uh... huh?
Um, sure!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 05:57 PM
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8. Sure, if you defanged him too.
But then I guess you'd have to get him (or her?) fitted for dentures.
Either that or it's a soft diet for life.
Will they eat grits?
;-)
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 06:32 PM
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10. They could eat deep fried boneless mice!
Could you imagine the smell of deep fried mice?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-24-09 06:01 PM
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9. I could. A mere mortal human probably could not.
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