Terrorists are everywhere!

[csziggy]

From a site I jsut found - Not Always Right - http://notalwaysright.com/

Pepperoni Extremism
Pizza | Georgia, USA

(I’ve just finished giving a guy his pizza when he notices my car in the driveway.)

Customer: “That your car?”

Me: “Yes, it is. You like it?”

Customer: “Yeah! Mind if I go look at it?”

Me: “Sure. I’ll show you around it.”

(We get there and he studies the decals in my window. I have an “Obama ‘08″ button on the back of my headrest.)

Customer: *gasps* “Are you a terrorist?”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “Don’t play dumb with me! You’re a terrorist!”

Me: “What are you talking about?!”

Customer: “You’re a terrorist and you voted for a terrorist for president!”

Me: “Sir, I can assure you that our president is not a terrorist.”

Customer: “But he is! He’s not American! He’s an illegal immigrant!”

Me: “Sir, why would we have an illegal immigrant terrorist as president if the government were on his side?”

Customer: *gasps again* “You’re right! Everyone’s a terrorist!”

Me: “No, no, no! They’re not terrorists!”

Customer: “You’re on their side?! Don’t kill me!”

Me: *giving up* “Yes, I’m a terrorist.”

(The customer screams and runs inside. A few moments later, the pizza falls out a second story window.)

http://notalwaysright.com/pepperoni-extremism/3163

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NecklyTyler]

1. No, I'm not a terrorist; but I did spit in your pizza just before I rang the doorbell

Peatza delibery fail

[kentauros]

2. That's hilarious!

I wonder if the interior of their home is lined with pizza foil? :P

[Archae]

3. I used to deliver pizzas for a living.

Funniest delivery I made was to a house, door opens and a cloud of pot smoke billows out.

Inside I see a number of men, and more women, mostly or totally naked.
They invited me in, I had to decline or I would have been fired.
But I sure was tempted! :D

They gave me a nice big tip too.

[kentauros]

4. Okay, you've got me wasting time going through that site now!

I hope you're happy! :P

Wrong About The Right
Jewelry Store | Leicestershire, UK

(I’m filling out a return slip for a customer.)

Customer: “Oh! You’re a lefty!”

Me: “Err no, this is my right hand.”

Customer: “But it’s on my left!”

Me: “It’s still my right hand.”

[csziggy]

6. I wasted several hours on that site last night, too.

It's a lot of fun - almost as fun as the tech support sites with funny stories.

[Bertha Venation]

5. that site is in my top five favorites

And that is one of my very favorite stories!

:yourock: glad you posted it :)

[704wipes]

7. 1971; Lum's Restaurant - Hot Dogs steamed in beer

A friend of mine goes up to the cashier to pay his tab. We are all in high school not much money, so my buddy is counting out a few bills and a lot of pocket change; hands it over to the cashier.

Cashier looks through it counting again and says: "You're short."

My friend replies: "Well you're not so damn tall yourself !"