What's the highest level crime you've ever committed?

[ButterflyBlood]

Even if you weren't arrested for it or caught. I after all have never been charged with anything above a traffic ticket. However I can think of two things I've done that classify as gross misdemeanors: Providing alcohol to people underage and going to a "happy ending" massage parlor (which technically falls under solicitation of prostitution in a public place, hence a gross misdemeanor.) Minnesota's pot laws are pretty lax so that's a non-issue. Can't think of anything I've done that would qualify as a felony.

[bluesbassman]

1. I'll take the Fifth on that thanks.

:evilgrin:

[Quantess]

2. Same here.

Let's just say, when I was younger, I got away with some bad deeds.

I'm far more law-abiding these days.

[bluesbassman]

3. Frankly, I'm amazed I'm here at all.

Glad you are too. :hi:

Most of my stuff was fueled by being adventurous to the point of recklessness. Could have went either way on far too many occasions. :scared:

[old mark]

8. Me, too - I'm not even going to vote on the advice of my lawyer,

who is a felon in his own right.



mark

[astral]

52. Yeah, I could use a Fifth!~

Especially after having all these forgotten memories dredged up~
!!!!
Did I really doo dat or did I just dream I doooe'd dat?

[PJPhreak]

4. Lets just say,

That I am a strong supporter of MJ Legalization. A Very Strong Supporter!

Edit to add: In my younger days I was an even stronger supporter...The system doesn't take "Highly" to "Commodities Brokers"

[fNord]

5. ........

My Lawyer has advised me against answering this poll.....

but I bet they would add up to 20 or 30 years..........


I really am a good person.........

[LostInAnomie]

6. I was a hellion when I was a kid.

When I got older, thinking back to a particular night, I added up how long I could have went to jail for if I would have gotten average consecutive sentences for every law I broke. I figured it up to be around 34 years.

[hyphenate]

7. driving w/o a license.

My sister laughed when she heard about it--she thought she was the criminal in the family!

[XemaSab]

48. I did that by accident

When you get a fix-it ticket, take care of it. x(

[hobbit709]

9. Thank god for the statute of limitations

Let's just say there were several local, state and federal laws involved, in more than one country.

And you need an All Of The Above option.

[last_texas_dem]

10. Let's see... I was an accomplice to stealing a street sign once

Yeah, I've led a fairly boring life. haha

[rcrush]

11. This

[City of Mills]

12. Is breaking and entering a felony, or misdemeanor?

What about malicious destruction of public property?

[ButterflyBlood]

13. Wow, over 50% felony!

I wasn't expecting that

[pitohui]

14. above a certain age, everyone has committed a felony

there was a rather long period of time in the 70s where everyone, literally everyone who wasn't a beaten-down religious hysteric, used illegal drugs, a felony, and the beaten-down religious hysterics savagely beat their children and spouse, also a felony, altho one almost never prosecuted in those days

i don't think you will meet too many people above age 50 who have never hit someone in anger, never raised a weapon to threaten someone or at least uttered some violent threats, never drove drunk on multiple occasions, never used illegal drugs and i don't just mean smoking pot...it was a different and grittier world...every older person has done at least one of those things, yah, even your mom!!!

[Kali]

32. ah...

good times, good times}( :rofl: :rofl: :hide:

[pitohui]

15. sorry stupid double post!! EOM

.

[edbermac]

16. Tore a Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law tag off a mattress.

Did some hard-core time at Alcatraz for that one.

[astral]

53. except by The Consumer

little did we know we were The Consumer. I used to want to tear that tag off real bad, but I thought my parents would be mad at me if I went to jail.

[flvegan]

17. That depends.

On how one wanted to view the acts and place charges. By Florida law, third degree felony. However, thanks to a federal law signed in 2006 they could be federal charges of various grades of felonies, I believe.

Not that I've done anything wrong since that law was signed. I'm a good boy.

[Blue-Jay]

18. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[PJPhreak]

37. +100!

[Bertha Venation]

19. I shoplifted when I was a little girl.

:shame:

[Mugu]

20. I'm sure that the statute of limitations has long since expired.

But, I'm still not admitting anything. :evilgrin:

[guitar man]

21. Felony

assault and battery,plead down to a misdemeanor assault...beat the shit out of an asshole who smacked his baby around and broke her arm, and no I'm not sorry I did it.

[Lucian]

22. Misdemeanor...at least what I got caught doing.

DWI. :(

[applegrove]

23. I've done drugs about 10 times in my life. I never bought the drugs. Just smoked them. That is it.

Oh I also stole money from my mother a few times. I stole candy from my sister when I was a kid.

[rcrush]

25. Who's giving you free drugs?!?!?!

[applegrove]

29. Oh We must have pooled our money. Right you are.

[rcrush]

31. Just introduce me to your friend that gives you free drugs. I Wont tell anyone!

Its ok.

[applegrove]

33. Have not touched the stuff in almost two decades.

[applegrove]

39. I must of driven drunk as a teen. Not very drunk. But over the limit for

sure.

[MrScorpio]

24. Is Paulsby around?

I don't want to say

[GOPisEvil]

26. I'm guessing felony drug possession at some point.

But the statute of limitations has long passed. So far as you know. :)

[Shell Beau]

27. I am not sure. If I go back to my teenage days of stealing

those roadside orange cones and blinkers, what would that be considered? Plus stealing people's Christmas decorations.... Terrible terrible terrible. I'd whip some teenager's ass if they stole my lawn art. Oh to be a teen again.

[Mutley]

28. I shoplifted metallic blue nail polish when I was 15.

I guess that counts as petty misdemeanor.



edit: Oh, wait. I used to smoke pot. I guess that counts as worse. :o

[Odin2005]

30. Illegal filesharing.

Lost my internet for several days and had to apologize to my ISP when I was caught.

[proteus_lives]

34. No thank you.

Some info should be kept hidden.

[arcadian]

35. No fucking way I'm touching this.

[Inchworm]

36. I once...

said yes

[AsahinaKimi]

38. Okay I will admit it...

I was responsible for throwing an asteroid at the Earth and making all the Dinosaurs go extinct.
I AM SO SORRY!! Really I am!!
I meant to throw it like toward the sun but the stupid gravitation pull just yanked it right in..
Again sorry... I promise not to throw any more asteroids again..really!

[Brother Buzz]

40. I'm a habitual thread killer - is that a felony offense?

:shrug:

[leeroysphitz]

41. I once killed a man just for snorring too loud. n/t

[Ahpook]

42. George Bush checking in

I murdered thousands and got away without a hitch.

You stupid "Americans" believed everything we told you. Me and my friends are rolling in money.

To hell with everyone of you pathetic peasants. Serve the master!

[Midlodemocrat]

43. Committed or Convicted? BIG difference

Not that I would know anything about that.

[Catshrink]

44. Some people say Glenn Beck raped and murders someone in 1990

There's a rumor about it on the Internets.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

45. Well

I was a backyard farmer and got popped. That's all I'd better say............ :)

[OffWithTheirHeads]

46. Does lusting in your heart count?

[tabbycat31]

47. that i've been caught for?

traffic violation.

that I've committed--- underage drinking

[debbierlus]

49. Since when?

:evilgrin:

[quakerboy]

50. Broke into my first house at the age of

not gonna say, but I bet it was earlier than anyone else here.

[XemaSab]

51. Probably picking up a dead bird from the side of the road

Seriously. Violating the migratory bird treaty act is not a kind fine at all.

[MSchreader]

54. Charged with Felony Inciting a Riot

For rallying pro-choice activists in Minneapolis in 1993 to physically defend a women's clininc from Operation Rescue terrorists. Still can't go into Minnesota. As for what I've done without being caught, I'm not going to repeat that here.

[Roon]

55. Driving without insurance

after getting busted a second time, the judge gave me such a dirty look, I never did it again. I drive for my parents,grandparents, and my uncle for caregiver duties...but I know they are all insured. I will never drive without insurance again.. I don't like being labled as a scumbucket.