If I should get an erection that lasts more than 4 hours*...

[trof]

I'm calling the WHOLE neighborhood in!
And Fox News.
:rofl:

*Lavitra commercial - 'possible' side effects.

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Dude, they won't ALL want to have sex with you.

:rofl:

[trof]

2. I just want 'em to SEE!

Braggin' rights, ya know.
;-)

[Midlodemocrat]

14. How do you know. trof is HAWT!!!!!

[Gormy Cuss]

19. Apparently!

:rofl:

[redwitch]

3. Is that the "condition known as hot dog finger"

Just so's ya don't have projectile vomiting or children born with the head of a golden retriever.

[edbermac]

4. Call a couple of women, man!

If you're alone for four hours, it's like being all dressed up and nowhere to go. :evilgrin:

[texanwitch]

5. MIght be your last erection if it last longer then 4 hours.

That is what my nurse friend said, get to a ER.

[redwitch]

10. You can DIE from it????

Wow.

[Auggie]

12. Gangrene of the penis, I've heard

[texanwitch]

17. A man won't die from it but my nurse friend said the man might need surgery.

Maybe no more fun after that.

My nurse friend is a ER nurse and has seen everything, she needs to write a book.

[MissMillie]

6. I was gonna say

you'd best be giving me a call

(After all, you were in on that hot, torrid affair rumor w/ me)

[trof]

8. Right..."Who you gonna call?"

;-)

[liberaltrucker]

7. I'd praise the Goddess Venus

:evilgrin:

[arbusto_baboso]

9. You'd call Fox because they'd report you had the erection for 12 hours and....

that a crowd of 15,000 was in attendance at your home.

[Iggo]

11. I ain't callin' a doctor...

...but I may call a coupla nurses, know'm say'n?

[trof]

13. LOL. Really.

[Captain Hilts]

15. Tony Kornheiser said he'd call the Rockettes. nt

[trof]

16. Oh god

I mean I really laughed out loud at that one.
:rofl:
Miz t. came in from the kitchen to see what was so funny.
Thanks.

[Captain Hilts]

18. He devoted a full day of his ESPN radio show to listener's suggestions on a better name for Viagra..

I remember Ten-HUTT! and 'Magic' Johnson as being among the best names.

He had a field day with it.

[old mark]

20. I'd settle for an hour and a half - it'd be a better world......nt

[Mopar151]

21. My old boss put it best

A French lesbian welder.... She went to a Super bowl party, the next day " Dood, if it's up for 4 hours, you might as well go to the hospital! Your wife is locked in the bathroom, and the dog is hiding under the bed!"

The rest of the story "Last year, one little boobie shot, and da whole world stop! This year, 14 commercials for hard-on pills, nobody says nuthin'!"

[Orrex]

22. Your old boss used to weld French lesbians?

I must have missed that one at the career fair.

[Mopar151]

23. That lady could weld anything but the crack of dawn...n/t

[TrogL]

24. Here's how to fix it - it's a bit of a secret

This from an ER doctor dealing with my then-partner who'd gotten into the Viagra for no coherent reason (he wasn't big on coherence at the best of times).

Simply tell the person affected that they will have to go to the hospital, then a shallow cut will have to be made at the base of the penis. Tremendous amounts of blood (it is under high pressure, after all) will spurt all over the place, soaking the bed, patient, walls and everybody around. Make the description as graphic as possible. No more erection.

[valerief]

25. Is this the right declension?

penis
penis
peni
penem
pene

penes
penium
penibus
penes
penibus

Order is nominative, genitive, dative accusative, ablative.

I figure you penis people will know.

[Moondog]

26. I'd settle for two hours, with no damage to the hydraulics.

:thumbsup:

And I know a lady who would could probably be counted upon to help me enjoyably pass those two hours ....

:evilgrin: