is there anything that cannot be made even more awesome by just adding bacon?

[KG]

i doubt it.

[snooper2]

1. Brownies...that would be pretty fucking gross...

:)

[yawnmaster]

16. Hmmmm...I think I'd at least try it. eom

[LynneSin]

2. I'm going to post one picture and you will drool like a slobbering baby starting to teeth!

[conscious evolution]

13. OMFG!

I don't even know where to start with that.

[LynneSin]

14. It is the most food-centric orgasmic taste you'll ever discover

First, the Bacon is cold. And cold bacon not only is salty but has that build-up of fat deposits that give Bacon the extra 'ooo-so-yummy' taste to it. The cold bacon is then dipped into a fine milk chocolate that encapsulates all that grease and salt.

Since I've had not one but TWO slices of this - it's an amazing experience to the mouth when you bite into the chocolate sweetness but encounter the savory, salty flavor of the bacon. Your mouth will scream out for MORE after trying a piece of this.

[applegrove]

3. A friend made a thanksgiving dinner for us for Canadian thanksgiving. They

they added bacon to the brussel sprouts. Yummy.

[snooper2]

57. we make that all the time..

just cook the bacon first about 75% complete and then chop in little pieces. Then add to the pot with your brussel sprouts in it and cook the sprouts however you like them!

[applegrove]

59. It was really very good.

[unpossibles]

4. matzah?

Personally, bacon has the opposite effect: adding it to things generally makes me want to barf.

[BlooInBloo]

5. The bacon-tini is one of the most foul things I've ever tasted...

I once thought as you did. I learned through bitter (drunken) experience that it just isn't so.

[hobbit709]

7. You never had a Spamarita?

[Sanity Claws]

6. I just put it on the Senate's Health Care Bill

The bill still doesn't taste right. I think it needs some single payer.

[PVnRT]

8. Veloute sauce

A contestant on Top Chef this year almost got sent home for adding bacon to it (in addition to it tasting like crap).

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. Bacon. Bacon cannot be made more awesome by adding more bacon.

[yawnmaster]

17. oh yes...yes it can...look here...

http://411chatter.com/506/bacon-explosion/

[KG]

20. !

[PeaceNikki]

10. Scallops

I love bacon and I love scallops, but bacon totally ruins scallops.

[KamaAina]

11. A bar mitzvah

:evilgrin:

[Chan790]

15. ...

[Javaman]

12. Bacon and mash potatoes. Try it, you will never ever regret it...

well, maybe after the heart attack, but even then, you will say it was worth it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. I'll bet on Borscht.

[ipfilter]

19. Nothing comes to mind. Bacon makes everything better.

[arbusto_baboso]

21. I submit that there is not, sir!

[flvegan]

22. Megan Fox's naked breasts.

[yawnmaster]

29. bacon would, in fact, add awesomeness. eom

[petronius]

49. FYI, when you post a subject line like that,

there had better be a picture in the post. :mad:

[rcrush]

53. Boobs and bacon are awesome together

[LeftyMom]

55. .

:eyes:

[mike_c]

60. OMG! I can't get that image out of my mind....

I can just imagine the cool strips of savory, salty goodness warming to the temperature of her soft globes of goodness, the first droplets of moisture beginning to appear dotted all over their limp CRISPY! surface. The drops of grease, that must be licked. OH!

'Scuze me. I think I hear the toilet running....

[Lucian]

23. How about bacon wrapped in bacon?

Does wrapping bacon in bacon make bacon taste better?

[arbusto_baboso]

24. That would open up a wormhole that would suck the universe inside itself.

Such a conundrum cannot logically exist and would therefore snuff out the universe in a puff of illogic.

[yawnmaster]

28. This is pretty close.

http://411chatter.com/506/bacon-explosion/

[Lucian]

34. My heart hurts just reading that.

Reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons where Lisa becomes a Buddhist:

Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!

Bart: Yes father.

Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!

Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy!

Bart: Dad, my heart hurts!

[Duer 157099]

25. I'm honestly trying to think of something

And while I personally probably would not eat most of them, I still would not find them objectionable.

Bacon goes well in salads so thus it pairs well with most raw veggies.

It goes nicely with sweet and savory breakfast foods, so that covers the pancake/donuts and all of the egg-based dishes.

Soups? Can't think of one that would be offended by bacon.

Bacon enhances many cooked veggie dishes. Same with pasta dishes (although I've never thought to add it to a red sauce, but it wouldn't ruin the dish)

And of course bacon plays nicely with beef, poultry, seafood, offal (liver in particular)

I suppose desserts is really the only category where there might be candidates, but again, I can't really think of one that would be horrendous if bacon were added.

What an odd and glorious food.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

26. Icecream

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

27. This is an insult to bacon, and things bacon gets put on.

Bacon is only good for two things.

1. Bacon. Just by itself. Often with breakfast.

2. BLTs. The only thing that makes bacon better than just bacon itself.

Everything else is crap.

Take a bacon cheeseburger, for instance. The bacon covers up the more subtle flavors of the cheese, beef, bun, etc. thereby ruining it. And all that extra stuff just dilutes the flavor of the bacon itself, which would be better by itself.

The Great Oz has spoken.

[Throd]

30. Shit. I wouldn't eat shit even if it had bacon on it.

[yawnmaster]

38. Even if you wouldn't eat shit. Bacon does make shit more awesome. eom

[petronius]

50. But if you had to eat it, would you choose the turd with bacon or the turd without?

:shrug:

The defense rests...

[Louisiana1976]

31. Cake

[AsahinaKimi]

32. Green eggs and ..

[ThatsMyBarack]

33. Macaroni and Cheese...and BACON!!

:9

[kentauros]

35. Here's one:

A concept omni's don't understand - Vegetarianism :P

[Generic Brad]

36. Lipitor

[kayakjohnny]

37. A heart condition?

[yawnmaster]

39. bacon would make it better. eom

[quakerboy]

51. A normal heart problem could surely

be turned into an awesome heart problem with the proper application of bacon.

[texanwitch]

40. I really don't like bacon.

Now ham, I like.

[DemBones DemBones]

41. Tiramisu. Don't go there. Ditto lemon meringue pie,

coconut cake. But seriously, I can't imagine bacon being good in pot roast, chicken and dumplings, with pork chops or ham (overkill, pun intended), in veal Marsala, etc,

You can't go wrong with BLTs, though, or grits and bacon.

[qnr]

42. Here's another use for bacon:

[liberaltrucker]

43. Anything from Ben and Jerry's

'nuff said.

:)

[midnight armadillo]

44. Coffee.

God's own food and drink should be consumed in parallel, never mixed in the same cup.

[jobycom]

45. It didn't make Elvis more awesomer.

[EndersDame]

46. I had a coworker at a sub shop who put bacon with the vegetarian chicken substitute

for those familiar with Nada Chicken

[driver8]

47. A hamburger...I absolutely hate bacon on hamburgers! n/t

[JCMach1]

48. Bacon Ice Cream: EEEWWWWWW

http://splendidtable.publicradio.org/recipes/dessert_baconicecream.shtml

[av8rdave]

52. I had the most awesome burger in Quito last month...

Ground sirloin mixed with ground churizo mixed with ground bacon!

[ET Awful]

54. A pigs life is most definitely not improved by bacon.

:)

[Lorien]

62. Agreed, and neither is mine!

:thumbsup:

[kedrys]

56. Raspberry chocolate truffles

Wow! That was easy! :P

[Renew Deal]

58. Bacon is the new black

:shrug:

[MissMillie]

61. creme brulee

but other than that, I'm w/ ya