I'm going to eviscerate the next one of you assholes who asks me a personal question.

[Orrex]

Fair warning.

[ohheckyeah]

1. Is it too personal to ask

what brought this on?

[Orrex]

3. That's it. You're first on the list.

Nobody pries into personal business like that without getting a can of whoop-ass opened on them.

[ohheckyeah]

16. Well, damn.

:P

[mtowngman]

2. So, What're you doing for Thanksgiving? Wanna come over?

[Orrex]

4. Just for that, you bastard, I'm going to bring CANNED cranberries.

CANNED! See how you like it, chump!

[kentauros]

5. Why would you want to do that?

Isn't it rather messy?

[Orrex]

7. Look, I don't tell you how to dispatch prying busybodies.

I'll thank you to extend me the same courtesy, you meddlesome freak!

[kentauros]

14. The Centauri do it slower.

Prolongs the torture that way. Unless you want to use the electro-whip? :P

[rcrush]

6. So what are you doing for Kwanza?

[Orrex]

8. I'm spending the day in quiet, serene reflection

Contemplating how I'm going to totally stomp your sorry ass goddammit!

[rcrush]

9. I want to re-enact the scene in Casino between Joe Pesci and that guy with the pen.

I'm Joe Pesci and you are the guy with the pen.

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB! IS THIS YOUR PEN MOTHERFUCKER! WHERES THE TOUGH GUY NOW!!!E@#?>??@ STAB STAB KICK KCIK JOE PESCI IS CRAZY

[Orrex]

10. I want to reeact the scene near the end, in the cornfield

I'm the guy with the baseball bat, and you're Joe Pesci and his brother. I don't know how you managed to be both of them, but it's making me ass-kickingly furious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

[kentauros]

17. I want to reenact the scene in the cornfield in the movie The Hunter

with me as Steve McQueen with the dynamite, and you as the stoopid farm hicks unable to know where the lit dynamite landed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

11. Do you dress to the right or the left?

:hide:

I know, I know..."finish cutting my hair, bee-yotch."

:rofl:

:toast:

[petronius]

12. Have you ever eviscerated someone before?

How did it make you feel? :shrug:

(I know your threat wasn't aimed at me, 'cause I'm not an asshole...)

[Orrex]

13. You weren't an asshole until you asked me that personal question, you newly-christened asshole!

[edbermac]

15. Do you like movies with gladiators?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[TZ]

18. How come you know so much about teletubbies, eh?

:evilgrin: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

25. I'm pretty sure that talking about his tinky winky...

qualifies as "personal."

[TZ]

26. !

:spray:

[Richardo]

19. Eviscerate their guts out!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. How are the wife and kids?

:D

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

21. Boxers or Briefs?

[raccoon]

22. How many pairs of underwear do you have? nt

[madinmaryland]

23. What about this question..

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

24. Do you have an innie or an outy?

[Nuclear Unicorn]

27. Personal Question:

Does it hurt when I do *THIS*?

[KG]

28. So...are you married? got any kids?

[BuelahWitch]

29. Damn! All these posters have been eviscerated. Who will be left to post in the Lounge?

:shrug:

[ChickMagic]

30. How big is it?

And what is your home address?

[Common Sense Party]

31. How are the anal polyps? Clearing up yet?

[snooper2]

32. do you shave your ear hair?

:P

[KamaAina]

33. Have you stopped beating your wife?

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

34. do you have herpes?