Confession time. Admit one or two

[MrScorpio]

I used to watch Hee Haw as a kid... And liked it.

[AwakeAtLast]

1. Right after Lawrence Welk!

Ma and Pa Kettle movies after church on Sundays - I watched them and liked them.

I also stole a pack of gum when I was thirteen. I've never forgotten the guilt. I feel better now. Whew!

[skygazer]

2. I once touched myself inappropriately

In my defense, it seemed appropriate at the time. O8)

[Dr. Strange]

5. I also touched skygazer inappropriately.

Come to think about it, I may have touched about 90% of the posters here inappropriately.

[rcrush]

3. When the waiter asked me if I would like the check...

I stood up and flipped the table over and stomped out the door. I flipped off everyone in the restaurant on my way out.

[Orrex]

4. I stole a comic book in 1984. Don't ask me why, because I don't know.

[petronius]

6. Dr. Strange touched me inappropriately. I didn't like it at first,

but I got used to it.

[petronius]

7. Didn't need to be said twice, so excuse the double-post

Anyway, it's our little secret...