So the barber asked me "how about this weather?"

[Orrex]

I punched him in the throat, choked him with his strop, and used his straight razor to slash all of the upholstery in the shop.

On the way out the door I kicked over his barber-pole and told him to mind his own damn business.



Whew. I feel better now. Thanks! :hi:

[MrScorpio]

1. How dare he ask you about the weather?

That's personal

[Orrex]

4. I know! I didn't go in there to be interrogated.

Why didn't he just waterboard me while he was at it?

[Lucian]

2. Why was he butting in your personal life?

What a jerk!

[Orrex]

5. Exactly.

His question was a violation of the private relationship between me and the air mass over western Pennsylvania.

That bastard!

[Lucian]

6. LOL

[david13]

3. Yes, normal, natural human reaction. Sounds about right to me. dc

[Orrex]

7. He's lucky that he didn't ask me about my wife and kids.

I would have had to get nasty.

[Boojatta]

8. Either he assumed that you had studied other people's opinions of the weather...

(which is an unwarranted assumption) or he was actually asking for your personal opinion of the weather. Did he stop to ask himself whether your personal opinion was a private matter that you didn't wish to disclose to him? Apparently not. He was way out of line. I hope that he learns his lesson.

[Orrex]

9. I can see that we're on the same page about this.

Next time he'll think twice before running his teeth like that.

[rcrush]

10. FUCK YOU BARBER MOTHERFUCKER I'LL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

THATS WHAT I THINK OF YOU FUCKING BARBER FUCK

[Orrex]

11. I'm gratified to see the consensus on this issue.

[EndersDame]

12. stabity stab!

[rcrush]

13. One time the dry cleaner asked if I was going anywhere for Thanksgiving. I kicked him in the balls.

FUCK THAT GUY MAN

[Orrex]

14. The dry cleaner once asked me if I wanted starch in my collar

I said "Do you want my shoe up your ass, your jerk?"

[mtowngman]

15. My dental hygienist asked me what I was doing for Thanksgiving

I told her like twenty people are coming to my house and invited her. She said thanks but she's going to Baltimore.

[Orrex]

17. How the hell can you live with yourself, you brute?

You really need to work on your interpersonal skills if you're going to bust out an attitude like that.

[mtowngman]

21. I know, in retrospect, I should have offered to move the dinner

to Baltimore.

[Brickbat]

16. The guy at the gas station asked me if I wanted my credit card receipt.

I fucking went outside, overturned my car, and set it on fire. GODDAMN!

[Orrex]

18. Next time you should pee in that little bucket with the Windex and window squeegee

[Brickbat]

20. How about you just stay out of my business?

I know people interact on a message board, but I don't understand why people RESPOND AND SUGGEST THINGS ON A MESSAGE BOARD!

[Orrex]

27. I am going to totally fuck you up for that.

Where do you live? And could you leave your door unlocked for me? That would really help.

Thanks!

[rcrush]

19. The guy at burger king asked me if I wanted fries with that.

I SPIT IN HIS FUCKING FACE! OF COURSE I WANT FRIES WITH THAT! HOW DARE YOU NOT ALREADY KNOW I WANTED FRIES??!!


I then reached across the counter and ripped his name tag off his shirt and threw it on the ground and stomped on it.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

22. That's what I was thinking.......

:toast:

[Xipe Totec]

23. Perfectly normal reaction. Everyone would understand.

:yoiks:

[kentauros]

24. Whether what?

Finish your fucking sentences!!!

[Lucian]

25. The cashier at Target asked me if I found everything I was looking for.

I threw everything on the counter, knocked the cash register on the floor, punched a security guard, and crashed my car in the front of the store.

HOW DARE SHE!!!!!111!111111

[Dr. Strange]

26. I think you over reacted.

You had no right to kick over his barber-pole. It's people like you that make me scared to get a barber-pole for my own house.

You should go apologize to him on your lunch break tomorrow.