If Sarah Palin was your Mother.....

[The empressof all]

What would be your nom-de-palin

http://www.good.is/post/nom-de-palin/

I'm Chase Rooster!

[HopeHoops]

1. Da Bi-atch!

Actually, I would probably have committed suicide by age two.

[Chan790]

2. Stinger Assassin Palin.

I hate to say that I love it. But...I love it. I really really really really really really really really really really really love it.

[The empressof all]

6. Just proof that Mom likes you best!

You got the cool name!....

[liberaltrucker]

3. Ruger

As in .357 Magnum to my temple.


Edit: Perhaps Glock is more palinesque.

[Call Me Wesley]

4. Rot Pipeline Palin.

Oh my!

[applegrove]

5. Trop!!

[Auggie]

7. Recoil Mush Palin

:wtf:

[NewJeffCT]

8. Snowshoe Man Palin

that's pretty funny.

[Danger Mouse]

9. Commando Coalfire Palin.

Holy shit, that's awesome!

[Ineeda]

10. Clip Dragon (weird, but no weirder than her kids' names)

[Iggo]

11. Stepper Choke Palin.

I like it.

[gratuitous]

12. The Smart One Who Left Home at an Early Age

A little unwieldy, but it fits.

[Joey Liberal]

13. TedNugent Palin

[Blue_In_AK]

14. Oh, my goodness...

Stockyard Mudslide Palin. I think I like the name my parents gave me a whole lot better.

[Texasgal]

15. Foot Chassis Palin

heh heh

[old mark]

16. Wolfkiller Randle el Surfboard Palin.

I would have changed it to Joe Smith, moved to a blue state.

mark

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. Mullet Troll Palin.

That works...

[rcrush]

18. Loin Falcon Palin

That sounds about right.

[Drunken Irishman]

19. I would've wished she had went through with an abortion.

[hippywife]

20. I'm sorry, empress.

That is too much of a nightmare to even contemplate. :scared:

Just thinking of it makes me want to swear never to complain about my own family ever again. :rofl:

[AwakeAtLast]

21. Strike Chipper Palin

That is hilarious!

[Fire Walk With Me]

22. Seppuku Boy.

[GoCubsGo]

23. Torpedo Vindicator Palin

It sounds more like a guy's name...