DU drinking game? Is it possible?

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[qnr]

1. Probably moreso than cross-country skiing through a revolving door, or

dribbling an American football.

[LostInAnomie]

2. Every time you see the words "real progressive" in GD thread title take a drink.

You won't make it past the first page on most days.

[HopeHoops]

3. Anytime someone posts IBTL take a drink, two if it is the last post before a lock

And three if ALL of the posts are IBTL.

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4. The health insurance bill is a "gift to the insurance companies"

there are days when that would get you drunker than a skunk