I upgraded MySpace to their 2.0 version and hate it

[graywarrior]

Now I can't get back to my original. All my backgrounds and photos...gone. I think I'll just cancel the fucking thing.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. Who the hell uses myspace anymore?

I still have an account, Caustic Dwarf Lover, but I hardly ever check in over there. Facebook is my new addiction.

[Call Me Wesley]

2. MySpace? That still exists?

I thought it's all Face-a-book right now, which has scrabble (at least I hope it has scrabble, because if it hasn't, it sucks, too.) And you can score there too with the numbers of friends you have and the updates they posts on your wall which will keep you busy and socially in touch:

"I'm going to the toilet!"
"ZOMG! Did you see this?"
"Hi! Thanks for friending me. I'm friendly, my name's Hugo. I like to be your friend."
"I ate a liverwurst!"
"Here's my favorite youtube video! And another!"
"Heeey, wanna get busy the good way? Gimme a call, and you'll have the time of your life, if you know what I mean."
"I'm back from the toilet! I only washed my hands!"

Then you can really feel that you have friends. Of course, some of your friends might be friends with some you don't like, and you know that they're talking about you on walls you'll never see and post what you've said about the ones you're not friends with but they laugh and holler at you and you have no power to even get it.

Facebook! Please join now for fun, friendship and privacy. We obtain the rights on all of your posts and photos, but hey, it's funfunfun! Meet long lost idiots from school. You didn't want to talk to them then, but today, they post on your wall!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

3. WTF?

Have you been spying on my facebook page?????

[Call Me Wesley]

4. Heh!

You ate a liverwurst?

:rofl:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. Never in my life

but I did go to the bathroom and wash my hands several times while getting busy with "friends" on facebook. :evilgrin: :silly:

[Call Me Wesley]

6. So,

facebook, that's just your adult sandbox then?

"I made you a sand cake but I ated it!"

;)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

8. Absolutely

and DU is my adult online sandbox. I make sand cakes and they make people silly I tell ya. They eat them up like currywursts and fries, they are so delicious.

(you know I'm kidding right?) Homey don't play that way.

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Currywurst!

Even the thought makes me cringe. Do they clean these cutting machines before they put your Wurst through? Ewwwww ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnZT0cXNRJQ

(I know you're kidding. That's the fun of it!) But I have to sign in your facebook to make sure. You haven't changed your password lately? Still the old 9 characters?

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

13. Nothing surprises me anymore

even songs about currywurst, which also makes me cringe. God help me.

I'm sure you still have my password to my facebook account but as a reminder it is F%§"YO&

Please don't delete any of my photo albums. I'm currently in a pissing contest with a "§(%) from high school to prove which one of us is the happier and more well rounded adult. Thanks in advance!

[Call Me Wesley]

16. That's exactly why I avoid things like Facebook ...

People from High School? One once dared to call me late at night, talking about how he still remembered getting a bad grade in music. I was like 'Uhhhmkay. That was really, really bad. I'm soooo sorry for you.' Not only that it happened decades ago, but to still hold a grudge over it? I had the same teachers my dad had. They didn't like me.

And yes, one of them is on every myspace-facebook-schoolwho-peopleiwenttoschoolwith-peopleimetsometimesinschool site ever known by the internet. He treasures old school pictures, like we were a big family of dear hearts together.

That's one of his uploads, can you see me? (Hint. I'm not really smiling.)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8xbgdw9uvY

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

20. Is that you with the long blond hair

and an unhappy face down in the lower right corner?

[Call Me Wesley]

23. Hey!

Yep! My best friend then, the guy next to me (Pakistani,) doesn't look as thrilled either.

Wow, I still had hair then! ;)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

25. You still have hair

but it is not on your head any longer, grizzly adams.

Look into my eyes..... }( I might be able to grow your hair back.

[Call Me Wesley]

27. I don't want my hair growing back.

I like the easy way of taking care of it. ;)

And for the 'look into my eyes,' that was an inside joke between me and gray when she still talked to me, years ago, but now she has myspace (not really my space, it's just called this way) and facebook and looks down on us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXIpqbATALU

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

31. I watch little britain too punk

I know "look into my eyes," ya but no but ya but no but...computer says no.

[Call Me Wesley]

32. I'm a lady!

And this is a lady's nighty-night.


Get it? I'm off.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

34. Have a wonderful evening lady

I get it. Guten nacht lady.

[graywarrior]

17. I've taken MySpace over, you wanker!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Who knew anyone would even respond to this stupid thread. I've moved on already.

[Call Me Wesley]

21. Don't you know?

We reply to you out of pity, because we're nice people. Not like the ones you know off from facebook or have to make a Thanksgiving dinner party for. We, and I don't speak for myself here, will always endorse your stu threads! I said threads!

FREE THE ... ohh, fuggedaboutit ...






























Look into my eyes, not around my eyes!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

24. He's right Gray

look into his eyes, look into his eyes... all your problems will soon be far away.

[Call Me Wesley]

26. She doesn't talk to us much anymore,

now that she has Adobe Illustrator and makes Jim Jarmusch movies on her cellphone. She's going elitist now. :shrug:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

29. So what you're saying is that we are

redheaded stepchildren to Gray now?

[graywarrior]

28. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Waaaaaaaa!

:cry:

I'll get Sonny Barger after you...lol

[rcrush]

7. I logged into Myspace and Facebook for the first time in months

Why are they both so annoying to navigate now? Trying to drive people away from their sites?

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. But what about your 350 online friends?

You left them hanging for months wondering what you were doing? You are no friend.

[rcrush]

11. I assumed they all committed suicide from not knowing where i am

I'll have to make more online friends!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

14. I'm here for you friend!

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

12. People still use MySpace?

No WONDER the duck is still taped to the wall!

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Happy Birthday, Darlin! Hope you had a good one.

And, ditch myspace. FB is the place to be. You know this.

[graywarrior]

18. Thank you, polite NICE person.

So unlike the rabble rousers that come here and make digs. They'd probably make fun that I still use a CD player instead of an ipod. Bastids.

[Midlodemocrat]

35. Dude. What's an iPod?

LOL. :loveya: my honeycakes.

[graywarrior]

36. THANK you!!!!!!

[Capn Sunshine]

22. I'd like to second that

You babes make this place worthwhile, if you'll excuse the sexist terminology.
So HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAYWARRIOR

[graywarrior]

30. Happy Fucking Birthday, I LOVE that!

And I'm a babe!! Oh Aaaaalllllllaaaaaannnnnnnnn!

[Odin2005]

19. Who still uses MurdochSpace?

[DU GrovelBot]

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