Sex tape tips from Carrie Prejean: Hi, I made a sex tape! Eight, actually! And you can too! Praise

[ashling]

Sorry if this has already been posted, but This is hillarious!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/11/18/notes111809.DTL

I'm just gonna say it outright, OK you guys? You ready? Here it is ...

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OK so, editing! You want to cut the fluff, right? I am, too! This is why editing is so important. Even your basic iPhone lets you trim out the awkward parts, like when you're about to fake another orgasm and you let out a shriek that sounds like a chicken mating with a leaf blower, and suddenly the cat freaks out and claws at your implants, and before you know it there's blood on your favorite US Weekly centerfold, totally blurring out Justin Timberlake's abs. Fantasy ruined! Gosh I hate that! So edit carefully, K?

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People always ask me, Carrie, when you make a sex tape, does it help to actually be a Christian? I mean, like, not a very good one, more like a pseudo-moralistic, fundamentalist homophobe ex-beauty queen with as many brain cells as you have limbs? Someone who wouldn't understand true Christianity if Jesus himself came down and tickled your feet and called you Lilith?

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(Note: This formula is also super extra effective if you wear, like, a tiny gold cross necklace in your videos? And as you dry hump the arm of the Levitz sofa, the cross bounces up and down and it makes it seem like Jesus is alive in your heart? Even though he's totally not? It's totally kinky!)
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What was I saying? I forget. But seriously, someone really did ask me if it's possible to make a genuinely hot, dirty sex tape and also be deeply spiritual, or if the two are, um, "mutually exclusive" or whatever. After he explained to me what that phrase meant, I said sure! I think! Wait, what again?

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[ashling]

1. Prejean overkill?

I guess either everybody's seen this or they just don't care