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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 03:41 PM
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How many (if any) miles of seperation from a slab of bacon are you?
mmmm Bacon!!!

I had some for lunch with some pasta & spincah!!
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 03:44 PM
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1. There's a Denny's right down the street.
And now I'm hungry. Thanks a lot!
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 03:46 PM
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2. You go get some bacon
:woohoo:
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 03:52 PM
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3. 4/5280
Whatever fraction of a mile that is (4 feet from the fridge)

:P
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 04:02 PM
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4. .076 miles
:D
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 05:33 PM
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9. 0.00076
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 04:12 PM
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5. From eating that slab or being that slab?
:shrug:
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 04:30 PM
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6. Cueing the Meat Natsi's in 5..4..3..2..1.....
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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 04:44 PM
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7. about 5 feet nt
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TommyO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 05:24 PM
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8. 1/528th of a mile
The bacon and swiss quiche is in the oven just 10 feet from where I'm typing this.

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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 05:36 PM
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10. About 30 feet. "Bacon is GOOD for me!" Link:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 05:37 PM
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11. Was it organic spincah?
:rofl:
I love DU typos.
;-)
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 05:56 PM
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12. This morning, about 10 feet from15,000 lbs. of bacon.
Delivered it to Sysco this AM, along with various and sundry other meat products.
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 06:02 PM
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13. separation
that is all
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 06:04 PM
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14. About the same distance as you are from a toll booth.
6ft.
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-18-09 06:32 PM
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15. I have a whole pound of thick cut apple smoked bacon in the fridge, waiting to be
wrapped around my Thanksgiving turkey.


As close as that, man.

mark
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