No, Please. Tell me what you really think of us Brits.

[SanddancerUSA]

Miserable Fat Belgian Bastard! (Monty Python)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/6597009/10-reasons-to-dislike-the-British-by-the-Belgians.html

Why I aughta.......

[MrScorpio]

1. I've liked every Brit I've ever met

Even though I didn't have sexy time with any of them

[SanddancerUSA]

3. Apparently We're all Pooftahs!

Well 85% of us any are anyway or so was I was informed by one tattooed gentleman at my work some years ago. As one of his illustrations was a teutonic "April 19th" image along with some guys with pointy hoods with peep-holes i agreed with him.

[liberaltrucker]

2. I like most Brits

I say "most" because Thatcher comes to mind.

:puke:

Y'all do talk funny, though.

:P

[Tikki]

4. Most fun I ever had clubbing* was with...

my Brit friends. Any group that will spontaneously break out singing loudly at
a Denny's at 2 a.m. works for me.


Tikki

*clubbing:
It means to go to many clubs.

[dugaresa]

5. and their gardens all look like Kinkade paintings!

;-)

[joeybee12]

6. So, tell me why you like WARM beer???!!!

Could not get used to that on my visit there.

[Louisiana1976]

7. Your music especially from the 60's through the 80's is cool.

[old mark]

8. I have only met a few Brits - they have uniformly been good people

with a strange sense of humor. I kind of liked the working class Brits I met the best, though.

mark

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

9. Brits tend to have a complex about American life

whilst trying to emulate it themselves. You're almost as fat as us and watch shit reality shows. Second place ain't bad huh?

[Arugula Latte]

10. Love the Britsh (in general)

Love the sense of humor, the understated way of saying things, the reserve that masks a great nuttiness.

Plus, you tend to get better edukashuns than us Murikins, and I like that there fancy book lernin.

[valerief]

11. Little mouths. Teeny weeny little mouths. You can barely get an intelligible syllable out with

those pie-ette-holes. That's why your food is so bad. It doesn't matter that it tastes awful, because you can't spit it out anyway. Not out of those tiny mouths.

(I'm a Craig Ferguson fan...)

[Xipe Totec]

12. They'd be great, if only they spoke English

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[sarge43]

13. Love Brits. If I were to live anywhere else, UK would be my first and only choice. n/t