BREAKING: Microsoft Unveils "Pörn," The Search Engine That Only Returns "XXX" Search Results

[Amerigo Vespucci]

CNN, WASHINGTON - Microsoft unveiled its newest entry in the search engine wars, "Pörn," designed to return only "triple X" search results, regardless of the query.

"We use a special algorythm, one that is light years ahead of what they've developed at that "other" search engine place," Balmer declared.

After watching Ballmer enter his own name into the search engine, the enthusiastic audience roared with approval when the results came back on the overhead screen: 42 pages of German Websites featuring nothing but photo galleries of testicles.

"No one's got this...no one," said Ballmer. "But beginning December 1st, it will belong to the world...and Microsoft, of course."

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer also revealed that effective imeediately, the Redmond-based company would be changing its name to "Micrösöft."



Microsoft Unveils "Pörn"

[RoadRage]

1. I think if you GOOGLE ANYTHING without "safe search" on, you'll get the same results. NT :)

[arcadian]

2. pee-yourn?