Caption this cat

[Bertha Venation]

I will kill you. Kill you til you die from it. (not original but I love it)

[MissMarple]

1. I'm going to pee on your bed and throw up on your laundry.

I know a cat that does that.

[Bertha Venation]

2. We get that but in reverse

and frankly, I'd rather have it in reverse, too.

:hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

26. Same here

[sarge43]

3. Laugh and I promise there will be retribution. n/t

[liberaltrucker]

4. Once out of this clown suit, blood WILL be spilled

:)

[rrneck]

5. I'm going

to kill you and bury you in a box half your size.

[foxfeet]

6. When you die, I'm will eat your face off.

[Gormy Cuss]

7. Tabby will shred this new toy

and maybe shred stupid human knitter too.

[GoCubsGo]

9. It never ceases to amaze me...

In this day and age, people still think they can dress up cats and live to tell about it.

[AsahinaKimi]

8. "Damned CATNIP!"

[sarge43]

11. I shouldna known better than go partying with that #%#@^^ dog. n/t

[rebel with a cause]

32. Just wait until I get this thing off.

We'll see how funny you think it is when you wake up, or not, with it around your neck.

[Bucky]

10. "Bah! Theatre critics are all talentless, frustrated, failed playwrights."

[Ikonoklast]

12. I hate you with the intensity of a thousand burning suns.

My vengeance shall be swift.

[sakabatou]

13. I'm so unfriending you on Facebook.

[carlyhippy]

14. That's ok...laugh if you will.....I shall pass cat gas in your face while you sleep...

C

[KatyaR]

15. "I am NOT a Barbie doll!"

n/t

[kentauros]

16. "I am a free cat!"

:P

[Catshrink]

17. I don't care if it is 20 below

I'm not going outside in this.

[gratuitous]

18. You cannot stay awake forever

Death visits this house tonight.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. I wish my owner would quit dressing me funny.

[meow2u3]

20. Get that stupid sweater off me or I'll scratch your eyes out!!

Do I LOOK like a little kitten to you?

[Rosie1223]

21. ...and there's not a jury in the world that would convict me.

:hi:

[Jamastiene]

22. First the stupid annoying bell on the collar.

Now this.

Or:
I'll get you, my pretty...and your little dog too!

[MilesColtrane]

23. "I will pray for you, Psalms 109:9."

[wickerwoman]

28. LOLUINPM

:D

[Arugula Latte]

24. Oh crap. Here come Stacey and Clinton.

[applegrove]

25. "when I said I liked wool I meant to play with ... not wear".

[krispos42]

27. Heh, this caption will work about as well.

:-)



"Oh yes, you will pay for this. And it will leave scars both real and imagined."

[joeybee12]

29. You think this is funny? I'll show you funny. Say goodbye to your new coat...

...now THAT'S funny!

[NJmaverick]

30. and I left your present in your shoe in the closet

[Inchworm]

31. "I just want to say hi to my girlfriend, OK?

Yo, Adriaaan! It's me, Rocky!!"

:hi:

[DU GrovelBot]

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