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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-16-09 11:37 PM
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You know what the fuck is going to happen, right?
Edited on Mon Nov-16-09 11:38 PM by Drunken Irishman
In November, 2012, Palin is going to win the presidency and God is going to be like, "fuck this shit...I didn't spend all that time creating the planet and cultivating a civilization just to have a sack of potatoes take over the largest military power in world history!"

That will be the beginning of the end as He decides to take a big shit on earth, specifically the United States, for electing Palin president.

He would've done it in 2000, but was distracted by the Boy Band craze of the late-90s and Britney Spears.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-17-09 12:31 AM
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1. What's going to happen is god will rapture all the honest, caring, moral people
When the freepers realize that it was us, and they've been left behind, the 'rewrite the bible' project will kick into high gear indeed...

:)
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-17-09 12:35 AM
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2. Reminds me of the Family Guy episode...
Where the rapture takes everyone but Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell.

They get all angry at one another because they need someone to hate and then end up making out.

:rofl:
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