Real Amazon Book: WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY NIPPLES?: I NEED THEM FOR THE FRUIT SALAD!

[LynneSin]

The Reviews alone are hilarious as hell:

http://www.amazon.com/WHAT-THESE-STRAWBERRIES-DOING-NIPPLES/product-reviews/075151005X/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending



152 of 163 people found the following review helpful:
A Helpful Guide, July 25, 2009
By M. Thompson
I had been trying to figure out how the strawberries got there after my frequent blackouts, and this book answered that question for me AND told me where to hide the bodies. Thanks Vanessa!

It would have been a five star rating, but it fails to explain the smell of brimstone whenever I open this book, or the man in clown makeup tied up in my basement. (Was the makeup there before I tied him up, or did I apply it? This question keeps me up at night) Still: if you have similar problems, this book is for you.

[AwakeAtLast]

1. Here are the tags

wtf
amazon oddities
nipples
awesomeness
strawberries
clowns
t rex <----- ????
aphrodisia
forza

[LynzM]

2. I wonder sometimes now...

If things are written intentionally as memes, just to see what brilliance they stir up... or the world is just a funny place. :)

[madinmaryland]

3. This thread is worthless.....

:yoiks:

[LynneSin]

5. as the dallas cowpvssies

:hide:

[WCGreen]

4. 1,698,679 with a bullet.

[LynneSin]

6. Monday Morning kick

:kick:

because seriously - this is a funny read!

[someone08]

7. WTF

Now there's a stupid website about this book:
www.whatarethesestrawberriesdoingonmynipples.com
Long ass domain name.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Welcome to DU, someone08!

:hi:

[Gabi Hayes]

9. even men occasionally need this: