Would you rather be swallowed whole by the giant monster, or ripped in two and eaten in pieces?

[MrScorpio]

One gives you the benefit of a slim chance of climbing out of its gullet intact and the other just gets it over with.

Your choice

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. The ripped in two thing...is that vertically, or horizontally? n/t

[UndertheOcean]

2. Like it matters !!!!!!!! n/t

[MrScorpio]

Horizonatally, of course n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. OK now...exactly in half, or at the waist? n/t

[MrScorpio]

6. Umm... Yeah. Thereabouts. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. In that case, I'm going to vote "swallowed whole", on the slim chance of escape. m/t

[cbdo2007]

3. I choose "Swallowed whole" so that I can be slowly digested over the course of 1,000 years.

[proteus_lives]

8. How we doing buddy?

"Wookie noise"

That bad huh?

Huh? Boba Fett?!?

[Orrex]

15. Thanks to Lucas' airtight directing, I believe that the line is:

"Boba Fett? Where? Boba Fett? Where?"

And then the most badass bounty hunter in the galaxy is pwned by a blind man with a stick. By accident.

[LeftyMom]

4. I'm gonna go with getting it over with.

Ideally something like the abalone diver who was bit once by a white shark. Instant decapitation. If you gotta go in a nasty way it may as well be sudden and fast- iirc, the shark came up from behind and he probably never felt a thing.

[zanne]

9. That's a good conversation starter.

Suitable for business or pleasure.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

10. Ripped in two

at least your dead pretty quickly. Being swallowed hole and you couldn't get out of the monster's gullet, you're going to die a slow painful death as the monster's stomach acids go to work on you. What if you survived long enough to start going through his intestines and he finally shit you out but you were a gonner anyway? That's no way to die!

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

11. If the monster ate my blaster first, then swallow me whole

I'll find the damn thing and shoot my way out!

it worked in MIB 1.

:hi:

[Retired AF Dem]

12. How about this one

"I have a treatment for women that like to run. I slice a hole in their belly and pull out a gut and tie it around a tree. That way they can watch what the coyotes are having for dinner."

Blue Duck

[JVS]

13. I'm not going to see the giant monster. I'm staying home instead.

[Turbineguy]

14. Is that cannibal in Germany due for release or something?

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

16. Who knows?

He initially got eight years, get it ate years? They overturned his sentence and gave him a longer term but who knows, he might be out by now living under a different name.