Stocking stuffer idea for the oft abducted people on your Christmas list

[havocmom]

Dogtags that replicate the diagrams NASA put on Pioneer 10, enabling alien pilots to return you safely to earth after those pesky alien abductions!

In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save
your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get
you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.

The design is based on NASA research for the Pioneer 10
Space Mission that used a gold plaque attached to the
craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it's Earthly origin.





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http://www.earthbounddog.com/

Why the hell don't I come up with great money making items like this? I know plenty of crazy people, client base already accomplished. The guarantee is sheer genius.