Do you guys think Hugh Hefner has jumped the shark?

[morningglory]

These 3 new girlfriends...how much Viagra does he keep on hand?...He walks like a nursing home patient...oh, well, live and let live.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. I think he is the shark

yeah, right, some old geezer who never gets out of his pajamas can keep up with a never ending circus of barbie dolls. And Mick Jagger could screw all night. Sure. It's just a gimmick to add to his mystique and the whole buying into the Playboy mansion party bullshit. That guy probably hasn't had sex in at least 10 years. Business arrangement.

[Xipe Totec]

2. I think he humped the shark n/t

[rurallib]

19. didn't jump the shark, screwed it on the way over.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

3. Hefner jumped the shark when he tossed Barbi Benton away

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. On the other hand, Barbi Bentons only claim to fame is that she was once his girlfriend.

Hefner is old, but Benton certainly has milked her relationship with him for all it was possibly worth and then some.

[edbermac]

17. For 59, she's still pretty hot.

[UTUSN]

4. He hasn't been able to jump anything for a couple of decades!1 n/t

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. +100

:rofl:

[hippywife]

6. That would assume that

he was ever interesting in the first place.

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

7. He literally keeps Viagra by the bowlful on his nightstand

It's his world. We're all just squirrels trying to get a nut.

[trof]

8. I thought he was cool in 1961 when I was 20.

Now?
Past his 'sell by' date for decades now.
The times, they are a-changin'.
;-)

[SoxFan]

9. Nice post, Bob Guccione

[liberaltrucker]

10. Yep. circa 1980

nt

[kwassa]

11. His whole life had been jumping the shark.

Who would have ever believed that his career was possible, before it happened? If it was spelled out as a true story before it happened, no one would have thought it at all plausible.

[Mari333]

12. oh its all show hes not doing anything he is my mothers age

jeez.you could pump Viagra into him with an IV and he would be lucky to come up with a fart.

[no name no slogan]

13. Does the Pope shit in the woods?

HH not only jumped the goddamn shark, he fucking atomic pole vaulted over the fucker.

And that was back in the 1980s.

[Dr. Strange]

15. I don't think the Pope shits in the woods.

They have a special bidet for him.

What the hell does "badly alert thickset mishmash" mean? :wtf: Your sigline is making my testicles itch.

[no name no slogan]

18. Funny you should say that, my dear Dr...

It's an anagram of "this thread makes my balls itch", but apparently I can't have that as a sigline. Oh well. I guess it's better than gaotse.

[midnight armadillo]

20. Oh I don't know

Seeing gaotse would make me laugh, every time.

[LostInAnomie]

14. I have a feeling that he is probably so burned out and jaded sexually...

... that three hot blond couldn't give him a boner even if he were capable.

He's probably into some very twisted shit after all these years.