(shakes cane at young whippersnappers)

[Fire Walk With Me]

(need cane-shaking emoticon)

[JonLP24]

1. Close - but no cane shaking

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. (shakes cane at JonLP24)

(nothing personal, that's just the...idiom? Idiom!)

[deucemagnet]

3. How about a fist-shaking emoticon?

It doesn't quite capture the geezerdom you're going for, tho. :)

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. (shakes cane at deucemagnet)

That, and a "turning the hose on those dang kids because they're on mah lawn agin!" emoticon :)

[Petrushka]

5. ??

[madamesilverspurs]

6. I need one, let me know if one shows up!

(My friends are quick to warn liberal-baiters that my cane has a hair trigger. . .)


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[csziggy]

7. Here is a shaking finger with shaky cane emoticon:

[kentauros]

8. Here's the swearing emoticon:

[old mark]

9. If we could combine the swearing with the cane shaking,

I'd feel right at home. But I like the grenade launcher and the M1, too -

:dilemma:

I have a cane that my wife used to use, and a sawed off 12 gauge - maybe I could pose....

mark

Get the fuck off my lawn!