A fucking raccoon just fucked up my bumper!

LostInAnomie

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Sat Nov-14-09 03:29 AM
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A fucking raccoon just fucked up my bumper!

Fuck! My car isn't even a year old and now I'm going to have to buy a new fucking bumper because some fucking raccoon wasn't smart enough to not run out in front of me. It's like the mother fucker was aiming for the maximum hit it could place on my car. I tried to swerve to dodge him, but I hit every part of that bastard. That's what I get for buying a car with lower ground clearance.

Fucking raccoon!

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Broken_Hero

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Sat Nov-14-09 03:31 AM
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1. Good luck,

about a year and a half ago a raccoon fucked up my brother in laws Cobalt(chevy), he didn't mean to hit it, and fwiw it was all ready dead, and when he ran over it forced the carcass up into his radiator.

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LostInAnomie

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Sat Nov-14-09 03:34 AM
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2. Well this one was alive when it came bounding across the lane and into my path.

As hard as I hit it and as deep as the dent in my bumper is, I'm pretty sure he's juice now. Probably cost me about $800 to replace my bumper..

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Broken_Hero

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Sat Nov-14-09 03:35 AM
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3. Probably, my first accident

I only caused the rubber to be ripped off my parents Suburban, and the cost to fix that was 1100...no telling how much $ is involved with your accident, and all I can say is, be glad it wasn't a deer, or a cow.

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LostInAnomie

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Sat Nov-14-09 03:53 AM
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4. Who knows...

... they really try to fuck you anymore. A simple piece of plastic and the plastic bolts that hold it on will probably cost me over a grand. Fucking raccoon!

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Heidi

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Sat Nov-14-09 10:35 AM
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6. Who really tries to fuck you? Raccoons? Or insurance companies? (nt)

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Shell Beau

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Sat Nov-14-09 09:52 AM
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5. Aww, no sypmathy for the raccoon?

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kayakjohnny

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Sat Nov-14-09 10:44 AM
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7. I just went to deceasedcrittersunderground to check, and sure enough

a coon posted this.

"A fucking bumper just fucked me up. Fuck! I'm not even but a few years old and now my kids are gonna starve without me because some fucking driver wasn't smart enough to buy a car with higher clearance. That bastard hit every part of me."

"Fucking driver!"

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Catshrink

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Sat Nov-14-09 10:50 AM
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8. Cheer up. At least it wasn't a skunk.

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stray cat

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Sat Nov-14-09 11:04 AM
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9. It sounds like you ruined more than his day! I assume he is splattered across the road?

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