Panda gets the bill for dinner;

[A HERETIC I AM]

[question everything]

1. Cute. This is why he shoots the waiter

"Eats, Shoots and Leaves."

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/eats-shoots-and-leaves.html


:rofl:

And a great book

http://www.amazon.com/Eats-Shoots-Leaves-Commas-Difference/dp/0399244913

[jmowreader]

2. There's another way to tell that joke

One fine day a panda learned the lock on his enclosure was broken, so he opened the door and started touring the city. He met a beautiful woman who took him home. First she gave him dinner, then made love to him. After they were done, she said, "That'll be $500 please."

"Why"

"It's because I'm a prostitute."

"What's a prostitute?"

She pulls out a dictionary and turns to the page. "Prostitute. Noun. A woman who exchanges sexual favors for money."

The panda said, "well, that's fine. But I don't have to pay you."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a panda."

He took the dictionary and turned to the page. "Panda. Noun. A large furry animal that eats, shoots and leaves."

[question everything]

3. Funny, but is R-rated

the one with the waiter, or the bar is PG...