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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:00 PM Original message |
What's the wierdest thing a doc ever said to you? Does it beat what was said to me yesterday |
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Madrone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
1. LMAO |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:02 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. That's what I was thinking. Then I thought here is man who really likes his job. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:05 PM Response to Original message |
3. I think it's funny! |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:16 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. He was nice but had strange sense of humor. Said that the sedation was same stuff that killed |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:07 PM Response to Original message |
4. Maybe your doctor was craving menudo. |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:20 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Well he certainly looking up the wrong tree. What was worse is that I didn't know whether I should |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:26 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Ask for his autograph on the pics. |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:31 PM Response to Original message |
8. I was very flattered when.... |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:33 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. And here I was feeling all proud of myself because |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:36 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. LOL nt |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:39 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. No no no no! YOU win |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:44 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. No, no, I bow to you. |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:56 PM Response to Reply #13 |
16. A nose is a readily observable body part |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:57 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. exactly |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 02:35 AM Response to Reply #8 |
37. Mine once told me mine was "pristine." |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 10:21 AM Response to Reply #8 |
41. WIN |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 02:37 PM Response to Reply #8 |
49. LOL |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:39 PM Response to Original message |
11. When I saw a GP about my jaw, he said... |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:50 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. That is so bizarre. Could he not at least take a stab at it before crying uncle? |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 10:22 AM Response to Reply #11 |
42. What turned out to be the problem? |
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Obamanaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
14. I was in my 40's, getting the results of an annual physical in the Navy. |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:00 PM Response to Reply #14 |
18. ROFLMAO.. That's hysterical. What a comeback. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 10:24 AM Response to Reply #18 |
43. *cue Twilight Zone theme* |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:11 PM Response to Original message |
19. "I wouldn't know, Doc" |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:50 PM Response to Reply #19 |
26. That's a good response. "I wouldn't know DOC, I'll let you be the judge." |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 12:15 AM Response to Reply #26 |
28. "I'd suggest you try the China Buffet. It has a better menu" |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 12:18 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. A bigger selection and all you can eat. |
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Rowdyboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:28 PM Response to Original message |
20. My Jewish urologist thought my adult (age 55) circumcision was hilarious..... |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 12:08 AM Response to Reply #20 |
27. Prior to this the most outrageous remark I got from a doctor was when I went in to see him about |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:34 PM Response to Original message |
21. A dentist once told me that I had "a large tongue." He then said... |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:37 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Reminds me of the Dental Hygienist who told me I have an "untrained tongue" |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:45 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. LMAO. What exactly were you doing with your tongue that elicted that remark? |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:48 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. I don't know... |
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snagglepuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-13-09 11:42 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Sounds like a case of "tongue envy". I wonder if he sizes up everyones |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 12:56 AM Response to Original message |
30. Send him a nice chianti and fava beans as a Christmas gift |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 01:02 AM Response to Original message |
31. That's gross. I got an equally weird comment when I had an IUD inserted in my uterus. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 01:05 AM Response to Original message |
32. Oh my... |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 10:27 AM Response to Reply #32 |
44. "'Did you try to walk it off?'" -- what the fuck? |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 10:44 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. And he punctuated every sentence with "Oh my!" |
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marzipanni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 01:09 AM Response to Original message |
33. At a checkup a couple of weeks after delivering my son |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 01:17 AM Response to Original message |
34. "You have lovely breasts. Very nice." |
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grasswire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 01:23 AM Response to Original message |
35. obgyn: "I'm not being fresh." |
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Digit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 01:39 AM Response to Original message |
36. I probably should have turned him in, but |
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Broken_Hero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 02:58 AM Response to Original message |
38. Honestly, you don't want to know... |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 08:14 AM Response to Original message |
39. Can't top that. Jeebus. |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
40. That a mole under my right breast is actually a third nipple. |
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Brother Buzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 11:07 AM Response to Original message |
46. During my colonoscopy the Doctor exclaimed, "Hey, look at this"... |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
47. "What are you naming the baby?" ... I was having a miscarriage at the time. |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Nov-14-09 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
48. I've got you beat. With his head buried in a clipboard.."So when was your last menstration?" |
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