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This year Disneyland has a promotion - get in free on your birthday. My 16-yr-old daughter thought this would be a good opportunity to get in a theme park visit, so she signed me up for the birthday deal. OK, as long as my ticket was free, I agreed to take her and a friend.
So after being ripped off $14.00 to park and having to argue with the attendant so as not to be parked in Siberia, we finally arrived at the ticket booth.
I presented the official Disney downloaded document that proclaimed it was my birthday, along with my driver's license as the required "photo id." No problem. A free ticket appeared. Then I requested two more tickets for my daughter and her friend, handing over $100.00 in cash that the girls had scraped together and my debit card to cover the $44.00 balance. (Yes, Disney currently charges $72.00 for one day admission.) I wanted to hang on to some cash reserves just in case.
Anyhow, the ticket seller then informed me that I couldn't use my debit card at her window. I tried to remain and calm and friendly. "Why?" I asked. "For security reasons," she explained, "no one in your party can use a credit card since you just obtained a free birthday ticket."
This made no sense to me at all and I asked for further explanation, but I might as well have been talking to a brick wall. "You'll have to get back in line and go to another window if you want to use that credit card," she told me. "That's the rule."
I looked and the line was growing long. No way was I going to waste more time. I took out my cash reserves and forked over all cash for the two tickets.
The only explanation I can come up with for the inane "no credit card when picking up a birthday ticket" rule is that some evil Disney suit determined that given the outrageous price of admission, the average birthday celebrant would, indeed, need to purchase extra tickets and use a credit or debit card for the transaction. Who carries around hundreds of dollars in cash? Anyhow, by creating an added inconvenience, and making the entire party go to the back of the line, there's a chance the birthday boy or girl would say "Fuck it, I'll just pay for all the tickets, including mine."
Anyone else have any other possible explanation for this bs?
At any rate, after this fiasco I've visited the mouse for the last time.
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