"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

[arbusto_baboso]

It's time for the Movie Pants Game!

It's easy to play. Simply choose a line from a well-known movie, then substitute the word "pants" for any other word in that line.

For instance, I chose the line from Star Wars, "I find you lack of faith disturbing." It is now, "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Your turn!

[Rambis]

1. Jaws

I'm not talkin' 'bout pleasure boatin' or day sailin'. I'm talkin' 'bout workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' about pants

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. We're gonna need bigger pants.

[Rambis]

5. you all know me, know how I earn a livin, pants

your turn:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

2. In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people...

the Pants. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...

[Rambis]

7. We could change the choreography keep the pants clear (nm)

:P

[Dr. Strange]

19. I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the pants were down.

I think that the problem may have been... that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by pants.
Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

[Brigid]

4. O Brother Where art Thy Pants?

Ha! I kill me! :rofl:

[kentauros]

6. The pants, Dmitri.

The hydrogen pants.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Somebody go back and get a shitload of pants!

[Rosie1223]

9. "Mrs. Robinson, I think you're trying to pants me!"

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

40. Another one from that movie:

Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Pants.

[ET Awful]

94. Fletch: "It's all pants these days"

Dammit, why do I always reply to a reply instead of the OP . . . FRACK!

[Rambis]

10. The unbareable lightness of "pants"

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her pants

stop me!

[NewJeffCT]

11. "Top of the Pants, Ma"

World...

[NewJeffCT]

12. Leave the gun, take the pants

canoli

[Critters2]

86. Damn! I just posted that below!

Great minds think alike! :hi:

[NewJeffCT]

13. If you only knew the power of the dark pants

side

[NewJeffCT]

14. I ate his pants with some fava beans and chianti

liver

[kayakjohnny]

15. "Pants, James Pants"

[trof]

16. “Of all the pants in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”

;-)

[struggle4progress]

100. "I'm shocked, shocked to find that pants is going on in here!"

[kentauros]

17. Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian pants day.

So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear Hawaiian pants and jeans.

[Initech]

46. So with every decision you make you got to ask yourself "Is this good for the pants"?

Am I helping the pants?

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the pants again

[gmoney]

20. "See the pants, BE the pants... nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh..."

Golf pants

[Arugula Latte]

21. "Think ya used enough pants there, Butch?"

[Initech]

22. I ate his pants with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

[gizmonic]

23. Guy killed me with pants, Mal. How weird is that?

I am pants on the wind, watch how I soar.

:D

[NewJeffCT]

24. "Hey baby, you must have been something before pants"

electricity (Caddyshack)

[gizmonic]

25. Hey everybody, we're all gonna get pants

[Louisiana1976]

26. "We're off to see the pants!"

[NewJeffCT]

28. The Wonderful pants of Oz

good one

[Bucky]

56. ""Why, Dorothy, the way back home to Kansas has been in your pants all along"

[NewJeffCT]

27. It's... It's in the pants!

hole.. another Caddyshack quote.

[Louisiana1976]

29. "We're off to see the pants!"

[Call Me Wesley]

30. Okay:

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his pants. Five long years, he wore this watch in his pants. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal in my pants for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. "

[kayakjohnny]

31. "Damn you dirty pants!.... Damn you all to hell!"

[NewJeffCT]

32. Solyent Green is Pants!

people

[NewJeffCT]

33. I love the smell of pants in the morning

napalm

[NewJeffCT]

34. Have fun storming the pants

castle

[NewJeffCT]

35. Come see the pants inherent in the system - help help, I'm being repressed

violence

[kaehele]

36. Ava Gardner and Charleton Heston

"Don't lower your pants to me."

[Blue-Jay]

37. :-)

[arbusto_baboso]

39. Dude, too awesome! Could we say that you "Shat my pants"?

[sarge43]

78. Duzy and keeper. n/t

[ThatsMyBarack]

38. "We're MEN! We're men in PAAAAANTS!"

(Robin Hood: Men in Tights) ;)

[lildreamer316]

83. "TIGHT pants!"

:)

[kentauros]

41. "The people to pants ratio is too high."

cake (Office Space)

[kayakjohnny]

42. " I'll get you, my pretty and your little pants too "

[yawnmaster]

43. it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of pants

in this crazy world.

[kentauros]

44. I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are.

We're looking up "pants laundering" in a dictionary.

money (Office Space)

[Initech]

45. Nobody pants with the Jesus!

[Dr. Strange]

63. Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your pants, man.

[Engineer4Obama]

47. Pants!? Pants!? We don't need no stinkin Pants!

[NewJeffCT]

48. Go back to the Pants - you shall not pass!

Shadow

[kentauros]

49. Joey, do you like movies about pants?

gladiators (Airplane!)

[NewJeffCT]

50. I say we take off and pants the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

nuke

[kentauros]

53. The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of pants only.

There is no stopping in the red zone.

passengers (Airplane!)

[GreenPartyVoter]

51. "...never get involved in a pants war in Asia"--The Princess Bride

[rockymountaindem]

52. Pants! Pants! Pants!

Perfectly good for this film:



Or this one:

[csziggy]

54. “Your mother is an hamster and your father smells of pants!”

elderberries

[NewJeffCT]

62. Now go away or I shall pants you a second time

taunt

[Demoiselle]

55. And, as Al Pacino said:

"Say hello to my leetle pants..."

[Bucky]

57. On Golden Pants: "Oh, Norman, you're still my knight in shining pants!"

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

58. Here's one....

'Luke's gotta get his pants right'

Coolhand Luke.

[PVnRT]

59. Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us

and the sky was full of what looked like huge pants, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car...

[Soylent Brice]

67. "It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your pants."

[PVnRT]

68. We're heading to Vegas to ice a pants baron named Savage Henry

[Soylent Brice]

72. "Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?"

"No."

"How 'bout some pants?"

"What?"

[PVnRT]

82. I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo,

and somebody was giving pants to these goddamn things.

[NewJeffCT]

60. We don't need to show you any stinking pants

badges

[NewJeffCT]

61. Take your stinking pants offa me, you damned dirty ape

paws

[MissMillie]

64. "The pants are alive... with the sound of music...."

YIKES

[SoxFan]

65. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's pants

You'll know what to do

[BlueIris]

66. "Get off my PANTS!" nt

[Rambis]

69. see what happens larry! see what happens larry, when you fuck a stranger in the "pants"

:evilgrin:

[Rambis]

70. they call me Mr. "pants" (nm)

x

[Fire Walk With Me]

71. You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism.

Its structural perfection is matched only by its pants.

-Ash, "Alien"

[mtnester]

73. Nobody puts pants in the corner

baby

[XemaSab]

74. "One pants to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them..."

n/t

[XemaSab]

75. "Ray, if someone asks if you're pants YOU SAY YES!"

:o

[trueblue2007]

76. I love INDEPENDENCE DAY!!

President Thomas Whitmore: Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of PANTS. "PANTSkind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of PANTS, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To PANTS. And should we win the day, the Fourth of PANTS will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to PANTS! Today we celebrate our PANTS Day!

[sarge43]

77. "The pants .... the pants."

"At least I didn't pants Lumbergh."

"Use the pants, Luke."

"I bowl. Drive around. Have the occasional pants flashback."

"It's Pantstown, Jake."

"I'm pantsing in the rain, just pantsing in rain ...."

"Joey, do you like pants movies?"

"It's not the years; it's the pants."

"Fasten your pants. It's going to be a bumpy night."

"Here's pantsing you, kid."

[Throd]

79. Say hello to my leetle pants"

[sarge43]

80. Who pantses the Pantsmen n/t

[leeroysphitz]

81. I'm gonna make him a pair of pants he can't refuse.

[Critters2]

84. Leave the gun. Take the pants. nt

[Critters2]

85. I'm trying to free your pants, Neo. nt

[MilesColtrane]

87. "I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know."

"I looked within the pants of the boy sitting next to me."

Annie Hall

"I feel the need - the need for pants!"

Top Gun

"Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the pants."

Knute Rockne

"Open the pants, HAL."

2001

[Initech]

88. Do they speak English in Pants?

[Rambis]

89. Are we talkin about trousers or pants?

[arbusto_baboso]

90. Either. Your choice.

[Rambis]

91. I am pro choice

cheers!
:toast:

[sarge43]

92. I'm not bad, Mr Valiant. I'm just pants that way. n/t

[Blue_Tires]

93. "...it's the stuff pants are made of..."

[notadmblnd]

95. "bumblebee tuna, bumble bee tuna- your pants are showing"

Jim Carey, the "Pet Detective"

[BlueIris]

96. "You pantsed me at hello."

"You pantsed me at hello."

[sarge43]

97. Yeeesssssss!

Look at what I have created! I have made PANTS!

[foxfeet]

98. "What pants don't have their ups and downs?"

[sarge43]

99. Dozens of pants spontaneously combust each year. n/t