Turned my students onto SENSUAL MASSAGE today. I have a student named Kitty Candystriper.

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm sure the principal's gonna be all in my face in a few days with "Blah blah blah you teach English blah blah blah junior high blah blah blah what's that got to do with literature? blah blah blah fucking blah parents are outraged blah blah another lawsuit blah blah remember last time blah blah blah blah blah blah".

Fuckin' administrators.

x(

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. Expect a call from my lawyer

in regards to my daughter Kitty Candystriper. Fuckin perv.

[redwitch]

2. Not like you were teaching them pole dancing.

Some people.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

3. Kitty Candystriper is an expert at pole dancing

I'll have you know. We taught her well since she was 5. It's all this touchy feely (and I might add greasy) sensual massage shit that enrages me. Leave your greasy hands off my kid for fuck's sake.

[redwitch]

4. Hand sanitizer. Buckets of it. (You can use it on other body parts too)

And I am sure you are a most excellent parental unit!

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

6. But she might drink it and become inebriated and fall further victim

to this cad Rabbbbbbbirrrrrr.

[Initech]

5. With a name like that, how the fuck could they not do porn?

:rofl:

[rcrush]

7. I appauld your dedicated to learning.

Keep up the good work.