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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-10-09 07:52 PM
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That's no moon!
That's a space station!
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-10-09 07:59 PM
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1. Hope the old man put the tractor beam out of commission
:)
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kentauros Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-10-09 08:16 PM
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2. Hello I'm Ready Kilowatt reporting a dangerous overload at octopus connection in sector five!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UVVBctvylU&NR=1

(Tractor Beam at 03:30)

May the Farce be with you! :D
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 10:33 AM
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3. We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Wait. Wrong movie.
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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 10:37 AM
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4. Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. ...
We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.




I figured I'd just stick with your movie. Much better speeches. :)

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 10:40 AM
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5. Why are you posting this?
Don't you realize somewhere you are corrupting an innocent 5 year old with these references to such violent movies? :hide:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 02:40 PM
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8. Do I dare post in that thread...
that my six-year-old watches CSI Miami?
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 02:46 PM
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10. I'm calling CPS on you!
You bad parent you...;) YEAAAAAHHHH!
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 01:49 PM
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6. That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection.
Thank you, sir.

Overruled.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 02:37 PM
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7. That's no princess!
Edited on Wed Nov-11-09 02:38 PM by edbermac
That's your sister! :blush:

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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 02:43 PM
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9. It's a trap!
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XRubicon Donating Member (193 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 05:47 PM
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11. Jedi politics
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 05:54 PM
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12. Thanks! I would never have noticed!
:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

Keep the shiny side out....

mark
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-11-09 07:01 PM
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13. ...
:spray:




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